and it thinks what have I done with my life?

and it thinks what have I done with my life?

posted on 10 Sep 2019 in Menus

Noodle in a mouth, breathe, repeat.

Photo courtesy of Rick Hancock.
Found in a Sapporo train station. 

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DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Instructions unclear, now I have noodles up my nose. The sniffling is there though.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If you need to write menus, wait until you’re soba.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If buckwheat noodles are put into other body cavities, expect even stranger reactions.

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Goodness the noodles are alive

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

What next, the noodles talk.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

You may well put buckwheat noodles in your mouth Tojo.

I wouldn’t even stick them up mu bum.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Edit. my not mu.

These instructions were wrotten by a f–kwheat.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Speaking of breaths.

The doc sticks his stethoscope on the chest of a young lass, and says: “Now, big breaths.”

She says: “Yeth. And I’m only thixteen.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Archaic noodles: “Have at you, breath!”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Verily, I do say unto thee:

The wages of Gin, is breath.

Tom41
Tom41
1 year ago

Not into YOUR mouth, just into A mouth…

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