Big hit in the nursing home…

Big hit in the nursing home…

posted on 16 Sep 2019 in Chinglish, Toys

Because the real Santa only comes once a year.

Photo courtesy of Gecky.
Found in China. 

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The elderly need to fart more.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Come sit on my knee dear.

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Christmas has become an overblown spectacle.

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Droll not Troll

With an inflatable doll, you won’t need a Ho……ho, ho.

Algernon
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Algernon

Comes as a blow up model.

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Droll not Troll

@RC 4:14 am: Cardiac?

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@DnT, 4.17 am:
I was thinking more in terms of the Thought Police or the Spanish Inquisition.

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Droll not Troll

Sit on Santa’s lap and count his baubles.

Marum
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Marum

Would you like a lolly little girl?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Partner? No we’re just friends.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum 0450: OK, why not? I’ve tried jelly babies..

(That’s why commas are important.) 😉

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Droll not Troll

Inflatable elderly should keep remarks about Harry Potter’s parents to themselves.

Pete
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Pete

Uhhhh….sales clerk, before I buy this, can you tell me exactly WHICH appendage you’re supposed use to inflate this thing???

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When people become elderly, they need someone to keep them inflate.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Kids always knew stories about Santa were full of hot air.

Pete
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Pete

Confucius say:
Inflatulated Santa self-propel.
No need Reindeer.

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