Big hit in the nursing home…

Big hit in the nursing home…

posted on 16 Sep 2019 in Chinglish, Toys

Because the real Santa only comes once a year.

Photo courtesy of Gecky.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The elderly need to fart more.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Caution: Commenting on this Engrish carries considerable risk of immediate arrest.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Come sit on my knee dear.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Christmas has become an overblown spectacle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

With an inflatable doll, you won’t need a Ho……ho, ho.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Comes as a blow up model.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@RC 4:14 am: Cardiac?

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

@DnT, 4.17 am:
I was thinking more in terms of the Thought Police or the Spanish Inquisition.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Sit on Santa’s lap and count his baubles.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Would you like a lolly little girl?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Partner? No we’re just friends.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum 0450: OK, why not? I’ve tried jelly babies..

(That’s why commas are important.) 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Inflatable elderly should keep remarks about Harry Potter’s parents to themselves.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Uhhhh….sales clerk, before I buy this, can you tell me exactly WHICH appendage you’re supposed use to inflate this thing???

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

When people become elderly, they need someone to keep them inflate.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Kids always knew stories about Santa were full of hot air.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Confucius say:
Inflatulated Santa self-propel.
No need Reindeer.

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