Bill Gates’ favorite vegetable…

But are the mushrooms fresh

Mushroom and burning flesh? In other words, they just nuked some cows.

Desktop flavor pickled cabbage – you want files with that?

I don’t think I’d want the laptop flavored pickled cabbage either.

Waiter! There is a mouse inside my desktop flavor cabbage!

No pickled cabbage for me, thanks; I just downloaded my breakfast.

Waiter! I’d like to order from the drop-down menu.

The pickled cabbage is updating after shutdown.

That pickled cabbage has a byte to it.

Pickled cabbage?
Well I do love sauerkraut and wurst with good German beer.

“Mushroom of the burning flesh.”…just figured out a way of making a buck from my fungal infections !

Hahaha!

New winner for the “too damned cheap to hire a laowai” award!
The chinese characters used usually mean:

“burning flesh” really means “roast pork”
“desktop” really means “Taiwanese Style”

(asking DrLex to correct me if I’m wrong.)

Good grief.

@Pete: In that case, I believe I’ve had sex “Taiwanese style”. 😈