Cup of happy ending…

Cup of happy ending…

Photo courtesy of Dan Palmer. 
Tea package found in Malaysia. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

X-rated tea, what’ll they think about next ?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

I came for a cuppa…

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

…and left with a paternity lawsuit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The stuff oozing at the start is called “bliss”? My lady and I have other names for it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If there is too much oozing, tie guan yin a little tighter.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Hon, I got the PE Tie Guan YANG for your Tie Guan Yin RIGHT ‘ERE!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Tie Guan Yin was a student of the Force.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

Ribbed. For her pleasure.

Ageless
Ageless
1 year ago

Extastea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Tea-bagging just doesn’t get it done.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

If yours makes that kind of spiral while it oozes, it’s time to visit a doctor.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I would not have thought, “bliss incontinence” would be a problem.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

She: Darling. We’re about to hear the patter of little feet.

He: Babies?

She: NO! MICE! If you keep dropping all your toast crumbs all over the bedroom floor. You untidy bastard!

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Pleasure in a box.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Darling I’m just back from Jizz fashions and

UCity
UCity
1 year ago

The finish was oolong.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Hey love! Have a pekoe at this.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Don’t be chai, I’ll make it fun.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I like my tea like my women, brown and lusty, not white and torpid.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

An Indian chief named Mighty Sea,
Regularly drank two hundred cups of tea,
He started at first light,
And finished at night,
And tragically drowned in his own Teapee.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

What saucery is this?

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