Damn, I forgot to bring my mouse…

Damn, I forgot to bring my mouse…

posted on 27 Sep 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Eduardo Ferraciolli.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Khoisan spoken here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Our chiloplactor fix click in neck.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Park swept daily for viruses.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

To update park, click ‘F9’; to start over, cick ‘Return’; if anxiety attack, click ‘Escape’.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Fascists please right-click.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

But Control Alt Delete to remove.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Click where.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

*ahem* Your files are open.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The tree has a website. The spider is harmless.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

I clicked my heels and ended up back in Kansas.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

@DnT, 4.25 am:
For alt-right, pleast click Alt-Ctrl-right mouse button.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

“No burning” ? What sort of place is this anyhow ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I clicked the button on my mouse and he bit me!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@RC 5:16 am: A place that REALLY hates Japanese theatre?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It’s awright mate.

I brought a fluent isiXhosa speaker with me.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

You will hear a rendition of that famous C and W Aussie song:

Cleeko The Shears.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

The park is closed? Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in…

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Why should’t you get Click Go The Shears?

If you stop at the monument of Sir Charles Kingsford-Smith’s old plane, on the way to Eagle Farm Airport, (Brissie) you can press the button, and hear about it in Japanese.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@coffeebot: Mouse out front shoulda told ya.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And all the members of The Amalgamated Rodents’ Union,
Went on strike, in a display of solidarity with their comrades.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Which visitor are we using . . . Firefox, Chrome?

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