Ham oa a moss come with Swiss?

Ham oa a moss come with Swiss?

posted on 13 Sep 2019 in Clothing

I failuse to see the point…

Photo courtesy of Warren Valdmanis.
T-shirt found in Hong Kong. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

So many words, so little meaning

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

The manning of lif, how wood now

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Inebriated by the exuberance of his own verbosity.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Too much of that corty sweetaner can soften one’s brian.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

What’s the best direction to olve, then?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

You never can tell, but, if you really try, you can be a pain in the ask!

Conventi
Conventi
2 years ago

“Wiole Thers is life thexe is hofs”. That happens if your OCR Scanner is from the 1980s.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Mind= Hrown!

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Engrish will set you grammar free!

Hrow you intelligence away!

Be Peace! Be sweetener!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

From the Holly F–k! range of T Syrts.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A rolling synonym gathers no mining.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Who is Hammond Amoss?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

60% polyester
20% coherent

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The remaining 20% = bull-dung?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

“Thexe” is what you call it when your tongue is busy.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Conventi 0539. Amongst the various pieces of crap, and utter rubbish I worked on in the Electronics Industry, were those early OCRs. They were powered by a Gas Laser, about 16″ long and about 2″ thick, and had its own power supply. Unless one was very lucky, it took about a day to focus and align.The laser also had a bad habit of drifting, which necessitated constant re-aligning. Totally unlike the totally reliable solid-state lasers we have today. Which are not really a laser at all, but a “super dooper” LED, with the output passed through a collimating lens, to… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. They were infrared, 690 – 720 nanometres. Thus, to add to their sins, were invisible. That was in the days before the Cadmium plated Laser Viewers. (Like a night-sight on a rifle.

The nanometre (International spelling as used by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures; SI symbol: nm) or nanometer (American spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to one billionth (short scale) of a metre (0.000000001 m).

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Darn. Short scale (USA) 1 billion = 1,000 million (now universally accepoted)

Normal scale 1 billion = 1 million X 1 million or 1 million squared.

therefore = 0.000 000 000 001 or 1 000 000 000 000

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

See, I told you to stay away from the brown acid.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@FB 0457 I thought Lysergic Acid Diethylmide, was a clear colourless liquid, with a slightly bitter taste.

Other than its chemical, and physical properties, I know nothing about it.

Which proves either of two things:

1. It works perfectly.

2. I have never taken it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@FB. Woodstock 1969. The “brown acid” was badly made. (unrefined) This is the trouble with “street drugs”. You are putting your life in the hands of people, of whom, you have no idea of their qualifications. (if any). Or the dealers ,who may have “cut” it, with God knows what.

Of course dealers – who by definition are criminals – would not be so unscrupulous. WOULD THEY???

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Or it may have been DOM not LSD.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Zlso known as STP. But don’t use in your engine. It will cause it to lose its bearings. Much the same as you will, if you use it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Zlso = also. – time to go to bed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum 1121: When your typing fingers start to snore: ZZZZZZZZZZ………. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

People who blame LSD for flashbacks have no experience of hospital gowns.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT 2007hrs. OH! I though they were attempting to type in Polish.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

ie. How would one pronounce; Szczyrzycki Brewery?

Just south of Krakow apparently – Cistercian Monks.

markm
markm
2 years ago

@Marum: There is an article on Polish orthography in Wikipedia. The Latin alphabet was a very poor fit to Slavic languages, but in Poland they forced a fit by re-interpreting several letters, as well as creating new letters with diacritics, and letter pairs for one sound (like ‘th’ and ‘ch’ in English). (The Czechs did a different force fit, and Saint Cyril similarly but more consistently adapted the Greek alphabet for the Russians and Ukrainians.) Also, sometimes Polish leaves out the vowel, because it’s “obvious” what goes between consonants. Assuming there are no diacritics that you omitted from “Szczyrzycki”, it… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Gracias mi amigo. ‘Tis “un poco” clearer now. That explains why Russian seemed closer to Greek to me. Not that I have any skills in any Cyrillic languages, and Polish seemed to be a “black art”.

I like German -so logical. I Like Español – similar to Ingles – but better. The best language to woo a lady in – although the Italians may differ. No normal woman can refuse anything you ask for in española, or it worked 120% or better on my querido.

Once again, gracias hombre.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Edit; La filipina querida. (filipina sweetheart)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Which brings to mind, an extremely old and weak joke>

Q. What did the Yank say to the hula dancer.

A. Hey Gracias. (Grassy arse)

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

Kidney stone in the mid stream!

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