I wanna collect all the big cocks…

I wanna collect all the big cocks…

posted on 23 Sep 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Amy, Sara, Karen and Alice.
Found at a shop in Savar, Bangladesh.

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chicks love them

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Well, ya know – it’s not the size that matters, but what you do with them….

Algernon
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Algernon

Shlong way to go.

Algernon
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Algernon

It’s owned by Dick.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Now kiddies, DO NOT eat a bag of these!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, we know what Amy, Sara, Karen and Alice like!

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Droll not Troll

If you have one of these and it’s alone, you may need a pullet.

Marum
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Marum

Must be a Plumbing Supplies shop.

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Droll not Troll

These are big in Bangladesh; in Alaska, not so much.

DrLex
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DrLex

If you suck on these, the fun projection will ensue.

Marum
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Marum

The Catholic nuns were rather fanatically prudish….Or had very filthy minds.

So in the early days, they went around breaking the penises (penii?) off all the nude male statues.

So. (heh heh) My imagination pictures all the dust – covered stone penises, in cartons, in a dim and dusty archive, somewhere in the Vatican.

Marum
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Marum

I imagine Mother Superior had visions, (???) of all the Novitiates satisfying themselves with the male statues.

However. Technically speaking. They would still be virgins. Rock-cocks don’t count.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum 0830: But have you ever seen a European male statue with what could be referred to as a “Big cock projection”?
I would think one needs to look to India for that kind of thing.
I mean, David was a good-looking bloke, but not exactly well-hung.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 2310. Agreed. The main thing which inspired my prose, was the thought, that some nubile, 18 y.o. luscious, novitiate, would cause even a “graven image” to get an erection.

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