Quit food shaming!

Quit food shaming!

posted on 5 Sep 2019 in Menus

I see where your math went wrong…

Photo courtesy of Marco Lobo.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Those promiscuous chickens have a lot to answer for

DrLex
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DrLex

This must be the cafeteria of the Suck Ho Bldg.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Catch an early breakfast… and more, if you’re not careful!

Algernon
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Algernon

That’s what you get for a roll in the hay

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“New” and “slut” don’t belong together.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This menu checks all the boxes…. except one.

DrLex
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DrLex

Apparently this is a real thing and it seems to fit in the trend of using semi-offensive brand names to attract attention (like Jizz Fashion).

Somehow this reminds me of Idiocracy…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

@DrLex : “Idiocracy” is becoming more of a documentary than a movie.

markm
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markm
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: I must have eaten a dish like this at least once, at home. The one thing I don’t understand is where the jar (on the menu board) comes in. A bowl makes more sense.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Why did the eggslut cross the road?
To get with the other side.

(btw – this is eggrish, not engrish)

Marum
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Marum

Handing out gratuitous insults, makes this a “FEUD MENU”.

Marum
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Marum

Eggslut = The name refers to a chef who simply adds an egg to everything to make it better. The first public use of it was by chef Anthony Bourdain in Season 6, Episode 5, of his show No Reservations, which aired on February 2, 2009.

Stollen from Wonkypedia.

Marum
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Marum

@Eggrish 1324.

Q: Why did the eggslut cross the road?

A: So she could lie on the other side.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Eggs go well with so many things, even… and I found it hard to believe at first…sardines, in a sandwich!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0617. My favourite Coffee Shop, serves me my Mango Smoothie in a square screw-top jar. Re-purposed jars seem to be common in trendy cafes/restaurants.

I think the trend is called; “Nouveau Stupid”.

Marum
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Marum

CAUTION!! May be used to contain nuts.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

SlutsRUs !

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– Eggslut, Sir ?
(Denholm Elliot)

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