If miracle too slow, can do now.
Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
T-shirt found in Tokyo.
Would finding some actual Engrish qualify as a miracle or impossible?
Is there anything they can’t do.
Miracles seem over rated
Why walk across water if you can just engage the afterburner?
The United States Air-farce.
I know their motto:
Il Porcupino nil copulatum.
Ad translationem anglicus = You can’t f–k a Pocupine.
Why fly over tall buildings, when you can blast them to rubble, and fly through the dust.
I like the answer from the US Marines officer; The TV interviewer asked him if he forgave Osama Bin Laden and his terrorists.
His reply: “Forgiveness is between him and his God. My job is to facilitate the meeting.”
Iraq wasn’t re-built in day.
They asked a porn-star who lived in Malaya,
Can we film you will you screwing a Porcupine if we pay ya,
The doctors repaired him,
But nothing prepared him,
For the fact he now peed in several streams like a garden sprayer.
Damn. Line 2 went crazy. remove the “you will”
Little boy was seen wearing that shirt around Hiroshima.
(I’m going to hell)
Donnie is becoming impossible. Do him, already!
@Eggrish: Maybe you’ll only get as far as Bombay. 😛