We’re going Dutch.

We’re going Dutch.

posted on 20 Sep 2019 in Signs

Service is good, tips are horrible.

Photo courtesy of Dennis Falt.
Bar spotted in Tachikawa, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Nobody allowed in while the bar is dining.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Self-service ≠ self-serving.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Come and sit but we won’t feed you.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Service! It’s a thing of the past.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Would you expect them to give away fish?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Don’t ask anyone to pass the salt.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

The counter has cubicle walls between all the bar stools.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It is tewwibly shellfish of them.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I thought “The Dutch”, was the Tasman Sea, between Australia and New Zealand.

According to the Kiwis; “we go acruss th dutch.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

For service, kindly join the far queue.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

And if the far queue isn’t good enough for you, you may go to the far canal.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Tip scale:
0% standard service
1% good
2% excellent

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

And if you get serviced on the table, hopefully, the tip you get will be appropriate for your efforts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum0433: “Just the tip”? 😛

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

@DnT, 4.30 am:

You mean you think it more likely that you would get shafted at the Selfish Bar ?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Have been wondering so far what selfish looks and tastes like . . .

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Ach Herr Chan. 0040

It is as bitter as gall,
As sour as limes,
As musical as a crow,
And as rough as sandpaper.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@ Peter Chan: Has orange skin, weird hairstyle, tweets all the time… oh, you know where I’m going with this.

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