Starting a religion isn’t easy…

posted on 30 Oct 2019 in Clothing

Come on folks, it’s for the happy life.

Photo courtesy of Joe Fitler.

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I was looking for a more libertarian drink…

posted on 29 Oct 2019 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of A.N. 

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This is going to put a damper on Halloween.

posted on 28 Oct 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Seasonal hullabaloo are to blame.

Photo courtesy of D Maveus.

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This is a family diner…

posted on 25 Oct 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

You might recognize tonight’s meal…

Photo courtesy of Daniel.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

posted on 24 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

…and I woulda gotten away without flushing
if it weren’t for that meddling Whistleblower.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Hyde. 
Found in Ukraine. 

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Prohibit every!

posted on 23 Oct 2019 in Signs

Just not.

Photo courtesy of Gary Glassman.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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More than eating going on…

posted on 22 Oct 2019 in Chinglish, Snacks

We’re past the FDA at this point….

Photo courtesy of Mark Chapman. 
Found in Yantai City, China. 

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The urinal cake… is really cake!

posted on 21 Oct 2019 in Toiletries

Try the Margarita hand sanitizer.

Photo courtesy of Shawn.

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Make life available for everyone!

posted on 18 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Ashlyn Sears.
Found outside an elevator in Dhaka, Bangladesh.
Meant to say: “Lift is unavailable…”

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You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone…

posted on 17 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Very near and dear to me…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Stults.
Spotted in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. 

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