I think I’m out of cash or something…

I think I’m out of cash or something…

posted on 4 Oct 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Andrew Abbey.
Found at an ATM in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Well there’s a surprise.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Well I guessing.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

No caption can be provided for some reason.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

When A.I. takes over for psychologists……

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

I ate your credit card due to reasons. Have a nice day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

A.I. = Artificial Ignorance.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

– I can’t let you do that, Dave.
– Why, HAL?
– Because of some reason.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If you run out of reasons, try sultanas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Machines can often be unreasonable.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

It’s ironic that a bank machine would be broke.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Early days of the Mac SE range in the Graphic Arts industry.

“Your job has terminated due to an unexpected failure.”

A computer is a logical entity. How can a failure be unexpected?

Is it unexpected to thee operator, who has just keyed all this crap? Yes.

Is it unexpected to the customer, who is waiting for it? Yes!

Nostslgia??? The gear was utter crap. It is far better dead and buried.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The reason is that the operator is playing with herself, and she can’t come….To the keyboard that is. At last count, she had reached six.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT 0625. I kept giving my lady reasons, but she said she wanted grrrapes.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

When the ATM gives you reasons, add nuts, and make Christmas Cake.

Sharon
Sharon
1 year ago

Your money may have been stolen but we aren’t sure.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

Too bad it wasn’t a fortune cookie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Truly has it been written: Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Classic Steve: Fortune cookies are not all they’re cracked up to be.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Fortune teller: “Don’t tell me you plan to travel across the waters, and you want to know if there are any obstructions to overcome.”

Bloke at the conter: “Close. I’m the plumber. I’m here to fix your blocked dunny.”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: counter

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Tis the; raison d’être

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