I think I’m out of cash or something…

I think I’m out of cash or something…

posted on 4 Oct 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Andrew Abbey.
Found at an ATM in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Well there’s a surprise.

Algernon
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Algernon

Well I guessing.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

No caption can be provided for some reason.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

When A.I. takes over for psychologists……

DrLex
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I ate your credit card due to reasons. Have a nice day.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A.I. = Artificial Ignorance.

DrLex
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– I can’t let you do that, Dave.
– Why, HAL?
– Because of some reason.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you run out of reasons, try sultanas.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Machines can often be unreasonable.

Chris
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Chris

It’s ironic that a bank machine would be broke.

Marum
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Marum

Early days of the Mac SE range in the Graphic Arts industry.

“Your job has terminated due to an unexpected failure.”

A computer is a logical entity. How can a failure be unexpected?

Is it unexpected to thee operator, who has just keyed all this crap? Yes.

Is it unexpected to the customer, who is waiting for it? Yes!

Nostslgia??? The gear was utter crap. It is far better dead and buried.

Marum
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Marum

The reason is that the operator is playing with herself, and she can’t come….To the keyboard that is. At last count, she had reached six.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0625. I kept giving my lady reasons, but she said she wanted grrrapes.

Marum
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Marum

When the ATM gives you reasons, add nuts, and make Christmas Cake.

Classic Steve
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Too bad it wasn’t a fortune cookie.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Truly has it been written: Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Classic Steve: Fortune cookies are not all they’re cracked up to be.

Marum
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Marum

Fortune teller: “Don’t tell me you plan to travel across the waters, and you want to know if there are any obstructions to overcome.”

Bloke at the conter: “Close. I’m the plumber. I’m here to fix your blocked dunny.”

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: counter

Marum
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Marum

Tis the; raison d’être

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