I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

posted on 24 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

…and I woulda gotten away without flushing
if it weren’t for that meddling Whistleblower.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Hyde. 
Found in Ukraine. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

He shoot, he scores.

Algernon
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Algernon

Could this be for Donald and his impeachment.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sometimes I look in the bowl and find the results have so far exceeded expectations that I say: Jebus H Cripes! Hopefully, that will take care of the salvation.

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Droll not Troll

Is that a quaffle in there?

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Droll not Troll

Remember to take your balls with you after the game.

Marum
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Marum

Salvation??

Are you going to baptize the poor bastard with the toiet brush?

Marum
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Marum

toiet = toilet

Conventi
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Conventi

Al Bundy approves this.

Marum
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Marum

If you don’t use the toilet brush, the attendamt will kick your goals, until you learn how to.

Marum
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Marum

To avoid cracking the porcelain, turd$ over 5 Kg. should be lowered by ropes.

Conventi
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Conventi

I rate my today´s stool at 7/10. Good but not what I expected. Have to try/push harder next time.

Conventi
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Conventi

Is there a scoreboard next to the toilet ?!

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Droll not Troll

@Conventi 11:33am: Thankfully, there isn’t a Jumbotron. 😯

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Droll not Troll

#ratemyturd

Yep, it exists.

So glad I don’t use twitter.

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Droll not Troll

@Webmaster: Whistleblower? More like a vuvuzela!

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

There is a mistake in the Ukrainian text, now, that’s rare.

And the Ukrainian text mentions no “next user salvation” either (it doesn’t mention the next user at all. Apparently for the dedigners of this sign the next user matters only to the English speakers. And, of course, they meant something like “for the sake of the next user”).

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

dedigners = designers*

EffEff
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EffEff

DnT: I know ‘Vuvuzela’ is a horn, but it sounds like the combination of a female sex organ and a South American country.

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