I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

posted on 24 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

…and I woulda gotten away without flushing
if it weren’t for that meddling Whistleblower.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Hyde. 
Found in Ukraine. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

He shoot, he scores.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Could this be for Donald and his impeachment.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Sometimes I look in the bowl and find the results have so far exceeded expectations that I say: Jebus H Cripes! Hopefully, that will take care of the salvation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Is that a quaffle in there?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Remember to take your balls with you after the game.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Salvation??

Are you going to baptize the poor bastard with the toiet brush?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

toiet = toilet

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

Al Bundy approves this.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If you don’t use the toilet brush, the attendamt will kick your goals, until you learn how to.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

To avoid cracking the porcelain, turd$ over 5 Kg. should be lowered by ropes.

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

I rate my today´s stool at 7/10. Good but not what I expected. Have to try/push harder next time.

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

Is there a scoreboard next to the toilet ?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Conventi 11:33am: Thankfully, there isn’t a Jumbotron. 😯

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

#ratemyturd

Yep, it exists.

So glad I don’t use twitter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Webmaster: Whistleblower? More like a vuvuzela!

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
1 year ago

There is a mistake in the Ukrainian text, now, that’s rare.

And the Ukrainian text mentions no “next user salvation” either (it doesn’t mention the next user at all. Apparently for the dedigners of this sign the next user matters only to the English speakers. And, of course, they meant something like “for the sake of the next user”).

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
1 year ago

dedigners = designers*

EffEff
EffEff
1 year ago

DnT: I know ‘Vuvuzela’ is a horn, but it sounds like the combination of a female sex organ and a South American country.

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