Make life available for everyone!

Make life available for everyone!

posted on 18 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Ashlyn Sears.
Found outside an elevator in Dhaka, Bangladesh.
Meant to say: “Lift is unavailable…”

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Algernon
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Algernon

It’s life Jim but no as we know it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dead for tax reasons.

Algernon
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Algernon

I’m suspended in animation.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

LiFe – a new kind of battery?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I asked how long it would be unavailable, and they told me “42”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When life is unavailable, please use the stars.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Lift has its ups and downs.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Black market resurrections available ’round the corner (cash only).

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Special Today: no life !

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Mikey is going to be so disappointed.

(Hey Mikey! He likes it!)

Chris
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Chris

Then I guess I’ll have to rise from the dead as a brain eating zombie.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Customer: I want to get a life.

Cashier: Sorry, Life has been out for quite a while. Is Wife OK?

Marum
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Marum

That’s all right. I will wait for an eternity, if need be.

Marum
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Marum

We used to have some life for sale.

But Dr. Spock took a lien over it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

WWJD?

Marum
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Marum

Wen use LiFePOOOO batteries, for your convenience. (LiFe PO4)

Marum
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Marum

Wen = we (typo) Although Wee would have been OK….But then. What would we call the electrolyte?

Marum
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Marum

When life gives you closed doors….Supply it with termites.

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