Photo courtesy of Ashlyn Sears.
Found outside an elevator in Dhaka, Bangladesh.
Meant to say: “Lift is unavailable…”
It’s life Jim but no as we know it.
Dead for tax reasons.
I’m suspended in animation.
LiFe – a new kind of battery?
I asked how long it would be unavailable, and they told me “42”.
When life is unavailable, please use the stars.
Lift has its ups and downs.
Black market resurrections available ’round the corner (cash only).
Special Today: no life !
Mikey is going to be so disappointed.
(Hey Mikey! He likes it!)
Then I guess I’ll have to rise from the dead as a brain eating zombie.
Customer: I want to get a life.
Cashier: Sorry, Life has been out for quite a while. Is Wife OK?
That’s all right. I will wait for an eternity, if need be.
We used to have some life for sale.
But Dr. Spock took a lien over it.
Wen use LiFePOOOO batteries, for your convenience. (LiFe PO4)
Wen = we (typo) Although Wee would have been OK….But then. What would we call the electrolyte?
When life gives you closed doors….Supply it with termites.