Photo courtesy of Valerio Elia.
Menu found in Gansu Province, China.
The stir fries explosive
The sliced meat will be with you in a minute.
Wait – whose hand grabs whose mutton?
That second item; I don’t understand howitzer meal, even.
Got any really hot disssssshes?
Does the artillery also shell the peas?
Must have been Manhands at it again.
There’s nuttin’ like mutton!
Literally do not know where to start here.
It’s time to load some incendiary shells!
That sliced meat thing sounds like an euphemism for slow slicing.
The translator didn’t know much English, but took a shot at it anyway.
Garlic Crocodile from the moat, sounds good.