Pre-beat for your convenience…

Pre-beat for your convenience…

posted on 11 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of “Sushi & Biscuits”.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Hey, no need to tell me twice!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

This kind of thing could give one a stroke!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Got any pre-slapped salami?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

I’ve heard of beef jerky, but this is a new one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

So, how would one “sausage”?
Asking for a friend.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Comes in a handy size.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Don’t have it too often or you’ll grow hair on your palms.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Ladies, you’re being cheated.
There’s far less volume* after it’s been beaten.

(*AKA “girth)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Sushied balls would be painful.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
1 year ago

With apologies to Pink Floyd, how can you have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Wax Frog: 😀 Pudding? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Found in Chiang Mai – not in Wan King?

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

This meets with Mrs Porn’s approval

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Sausages where are they hiding.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Chiang Mai what?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum 1621:

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Chiang Mai mind.
– Steven Crowder.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Ah! I would never have guessed.

6:00 AM, Chiang Mai Culture & MindfulnessTour in English, includes Food Only

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I guess, if you are in a complete other-worldly state, you don’t need accommodation.

After all….Comfort is only a state of mind. And being thus – is totally subjective.

EffEff
EffEff
1 year ago

What if that pig was wearing a Thai flag, and flying a German flag, instead?

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

You can’t beat our meat!

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