Pre-beat for your convenience…

Pre-beat for your convenience…

posted on 11 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of “Sushi & Biscuits”.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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Droll not Troll

Hey, no need to tell me twice!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This kind of thing could give one a stroke!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Got any pre-slapped salami?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I’ve heard of beef jerky, but this is a new one.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So, how would one “sausage”?
Asking for a friend.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Comes in a handy size.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t have it too often or you’ll grow hair on your palms.

Pete
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Pete

Ladies, you’re being cheated.
There’s far less volume* after it’s been beaten.

(*AKA “girth)

Marum
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Marum

Sushied balls would be painful.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

With apologies to Pink Floyd, how can you have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Wax Frog: 😀 Pudding? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Found in Chiang Mai – not in Wan King?

Algernon
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Algernon

This meets with Mrs Porn’s approval

Algernon
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Algernon

Sausages where are they hiding.

Marum
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Marum

Chiang Mai what?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum 1621:

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Chiang Mai mind.
– Steven Crowder.

Marum
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Marum

Ah! I would never have guessed.

6:00 AM, Chiang Mai Culture & MindfulnessTour in English, includes Food Only

Marum
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Marum

I guess, if you are in a complete other-worldly state, you don’t need accommodation.

After all….Comfort is only a state of mind. And being thus – is totally subjective.

EffEff
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EffEff

What if that pig was wearing a Thai flag, and flying a German flag, instead?

Chris
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Chris

You can’t beat our meat!

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