The urinal cake… is really cake!

The urinal cake… is really cake!

posted on 21 Oct 2019 in Toiletries

Try the Margarita hand sanitizer.

Photo courtesy of Shawn.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 months ago

At last a drink while you wash.

Algernon
Algernon
10 months ago

Hard liquor or will we start with a beer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

I appreciate her washing before I liquor.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

I really appreciate her washing before I liquor.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Who are they catering to – soapaholics?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Always keep a bottle on hand.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

For washing your cocktail.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Soap and Scotch tastes lousy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 months ago

Hi, my name’s Frank.
(Hi Frank)
I’ve been clean and soapless for five years now…

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Yhere is nothing ;ike a large dowry, or a bucket of likker, to make ugly women beautiful.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Thre eonce was a man named Frank,
Who before he made love he drank,
But the unfortunate effect,
Was that it got not erect,
But it shrank, and it shrank, and it shrank.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Hmm. Two nanny arias too edit. Go back to bed Marum.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 months ago

Available only at your local pub.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

An Irish musician named Forgan,
Went out with a young nymph from Mount Morgan,
But the next day he raved,
She was sexually depraved,
For she played Scotland the Brave on his organ.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

A Russian who drank Vodka by the bucket,
Sought out crumpet to kiss, lick, and suck it,
But the effects of the booze,
Always cause him to snooze,
And he was never awake long enough to ——.

Classic Steve
10 months ago

You mean it’s not rubbing alcohol?

EffEff
EffEff
10 months ago

It’s drinkable rubbing alcohol.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

@Cjassic Steve: It had better not, unless the alcohol consents! 😛

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

EffEff. 1724
Methanol CH3OH = Racing fuel, Metholated Spirits = affects optical nerves, even through your skin. Very poisonous.

Ethanol C2H5OH = Uiske beatha = kills lots of Scots and Irish. Slainte beatha!(Gael = Good health!)

Isopropanol C2H7OH = Rubbing alcohol= you will get drunk, but 8 ounces will kill you. Good for cleaning electronic parts, like decoder heads. If it is “denatured” it tastes foul.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@Classic Steve 1309. Depends on where you rub it. If you rub it on your lady’s pink bits, it will probably be the end of you. You will most likely die from it.

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