The urinal cake… is really cake!

The urinal cake… is really cake!

posted on 21 Oct 2019 in Toiletries

Try the Margarita hand sanitizer.

Photo courtesy of Shawn.

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Algernon
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Algernon

At last a drink while you wash.

Algernon
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Algernon

Hard liquor or will we start with a beer

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I appreciate her washing before I liquor.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I really appreciate her washing before I liquor.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Who are they catering to – soapaholics?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Always keep a bottle on hand.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

For washing your cocktail.

Marum
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Marum

Soap and Scotch tastes lousy.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Hi, my name’s Frank.
(Hi Frank)
I’ve been clean and soapless for five years now…

Marum
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Marum

Yhere is nothing ;ike a large dowry, or a bucket of likker, to make ugly women beautiful.

Marum
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Marum

Thre eonce was a man named Frank,
Who before he made love he drank,
But the unfortunate effect,
Was that it got not erect,
But it shrank, and it shrank, and it shrank.

Marum
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Marum

Hmm. Two nanny arias too edit. Go back to bed Marum.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Available only at your local pub.

Marum
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Marum

An Irish musician named Forgan,
Went out with a young nymph from Mount Morgan,
But the next day he raved,
She was sexually depraved,
For she played Scotland the Brave on his organ.

Marum
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Marum

A Russian who drank Vodka by the bucket,
Sought out crumpet to kiss, lick, and suck it,
But the effects of the booze,
Always cause him to snooze,
And he was never awake long enough to ——.

Classic Steve
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You mean it’s not rubbing alcohol?

EffEff
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EffEff

It’s drinkable rubbing alcohol.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Cjassic Steve: It had better not, unless the alcohol consents! 😛

Marum
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Marum

EffEff. 1724
Methanol CH3OH = Racing fuel, Metholated Spirits = affects optical nerves, even through your skin. Very poisonous.

Ethanol C2H5OH = Uiske beatha = kills lots of Scots and Irish. Slainte beatha!(Gael = Good health!)

Isopropanol C2H7OH = Rubbing alcohol= you will get drunk, but 8 ounces will kill you. Good for cleaning electronic parts, like decoder heads. If it is “denatured” it tastes foul.

Marum
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Marum

@Classic Steve 1309. Depends on where you rub it. If you rub it on your lady’s pink bits, it will probably be the end of you. You will most likely die from it.

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