Aviod war… but no maintenance!

Aviod war… but no maintenance!

posted on 8 Nov 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Melissa Beesley.
Tag found on a belt. 

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Marum
Marum
1 year ago

So. If I declare war on China, I don’t have to maimtain this piece of crap.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If you don’t follow the Party imstructioms, you may spend a long time in isolation, in a Chimese jail.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

These instructions are not worth the leather thay are wrotten on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Certijicate? F that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Just the tips?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: Replace most mms with nns – Rú nǐ suǒ jiàn

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Avoid Q card

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

The cerijicate says it quality. First rate

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Remove belt before you certijicate. But may be used for spanking your lady.
If she begs you to. That is.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

insolation = /ˌɪnsəˈleɪʃ(ə)n/ nounTECHNICAL
exposure to the sun’s rays.
the amount of solar radiation reaching a given area.insolation
/ˌɪnsəˈleɪʃ(ə)n/

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

In my experience, sweat is unaviodably humid, but usually dries with time.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

So a short outburst of invectives is better than protracted abuse ?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

“Peace is high maintenance”…yeah, especially with the current clown in the White House.

Geo
Geo
1 year ago

So it has to be maintained (i.e. kept clean and dry) in time, but maintained even more in peacetime. Sounds like the peacetime continuum has been broken to me

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Running Commen 0523. Do you really think the office of President would be better served, with Hilliaryar$e in the chair?

That would be quite some delusion.

As was the joke in Master and Commander. Trump is the lesser of two weevils.

She (Frau Clinton) would be much like Maggie Thatcher was. ie. She would fight any war, to the last drop of someone else’s blood.

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Wartime maintenance very difficulty.

Please to read:
* Art of Maintenance – by Sun Tzu

* Please Keep Insolent Stuff Out of Sun: and other short stories – by Sun Tzu

Thank!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

When army not warring, spend time mantaining equipment.

Need war with Iran, to give army something else to do.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

My theory on this is: Males are slightly more circumspect about going to war, than women. Thousands of years of human history still impinge on our male psyche.

1. That we may be called upon to fight or die.

2. If we lose, we will probably be slaughtered by the enemy invading enemy army.

Women only have to fear br=eing f—-d by the invading horde. Which history has proved, won’t kill them. And it would probably be less times than their returning soldier husbands would. After all, when are most babies born? Usually a year or so after a war.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Edit: being. (typo)

markm
markm
1 year ago

Too much exposure to the sun might damage leather. But considering the other spellings in that label, I’d be surprised if the properly-spelled “insolation” was actually the intended word.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@markm 0512. Read my posting at 0506 (near the top) which gives the definition of the word.
A strang usage of it I will admit, but: “STET”

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Certijiably approved for use at DMZ.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Old andriod spell-check certijied dead. Aviod at all costs.

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