It’s my least most favorite.

It’s my least most favorite.

posted on 12 Nov 2019 in Signs

Speedy delivery in six weeks…

Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow.
Spotted in Hibiya, Tokyo. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

I have a fresh beef about aging almost every week.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

I have a fresh beef about ageing almost every week.

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

This beefs a bit tough, must be the age

algernon
algernon
10 months ago

I waited and I waited

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

That beef must contain alcohol – it made his eyes blurry!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Customer: Waiter! Where’s the beef I ordered?
Waiter: It will be along any day now, sir.

(Thanx for the idea, algernon.)

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

The ageing beef population is becoming a real problem in Japan, and there is still no cure for dementia.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

It is true, it starts aging the moment it exists.
“Fresh aged beef” would have been more absurd.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

“Aged” Tojo. It’s already done it, it’s not still doing it.

After all, it can’t get any older. It’s dead,

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Incidentally. That’s why the call them waiters.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@DrLex. But truly that is how it’s described. ie. aged rump steaks.

The fesh steak is hung in a cool room, (not a fridge) and left to age until it goes dark. The normal processs of decay makes them – oh so tender – and the flavour terrific. Provided it is dome by someone, who knows what he is about

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 months ago

….with a side of jumbo shrimp.

Geo
Geo
10 months ago

The health of the customers had better not be at steak

Geo
Geo
10 months ago

When it comes to eating aging beef, I would rather not brisket

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@Running Comment 0425. So that’s what BSE. is. Bovine dementia.

BDS = Bovine Dementia Syndrome.

1st cow. “Are you worried about Mad Cow disease?”

2nd cow. ‘No! I’m a Wombat.’

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

This bloke is the head Chef.

The foot Chef, has admitted de feet.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

It’s important. Because the steaks are so high.
(stollen from: Cows With Guns){song}

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

Actually. A cure for aging has finally been discovered.

It’s called DEATH.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

At my age. I am not in favour of the proceedure.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Have you ever been goosed by an old cow?

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@DnT 0307.. I imagine you would have to ask the ladies I know.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 months ago

Neatly explains why I’d ordered veal but they served me beef instead.

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