It’s my least most favorite.

It’s my least most favorite.

posted on 12 Nov 2019 in Signs

Speedy delivery in six weeks…

Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow.
Spotted in Hibiya, Tokyo. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I have a fresh beef about aging almost every week.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I have a fresh beef about ageing almost every week.

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

This beefs a bit tough, must be the age

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

I waited and I waited

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

That beef must contain alcohol – it made his eyes blurry!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Customer: Waiter! Where’s the beef I ordered?
Waiter: It will be along any day now, sir.

(Thanx for the idea, algernon.)

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

The ageing beef population is becoming a real problem in Japan, and there is still no cure for dementia.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

It is true, it starts aging the moment it exists.
“Fresh aged beef” would have been more absurd.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

“Aged” Tojo. It’s already done it, it’s not still doing it.

After all, it can’t get any older. It’s dead,

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Incidentally. That’s why the call them waiters.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DrLex. But truly that is how it’s described. ie. aged rump steaks.

The fesh steak is hung in a cool room, (not a fridge) and left to age until it goes dark. The normal processs of decay makes them – oh so tender – and the flavour terrific. Provided it is dome by someone, who knows what he is about

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

….with a side of jumbo shrimp.

Geo
Geo
1 year ago

The health of the customers had better not be at steak

Geo
Geo
1 year ago

When it comes to eating aging beef, I would rather not brisket

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Running Comment 0425. So that’s what BSE. is. Bovine dementia.

BDS = Bovine Dementia Syndrome.

1st cow. “Are you worried about Mad Cow disease?”

2nd cow. ‘No! I’m a Wombat.’

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

This bloke is the head Chef.

The foot Chef, has admitted de feet.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It’s important. Because the steaks are so high.
(stollen from: Cows With Guns){song}

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Actually. A cure for aging has finally been discovered.

It’s called DEATH.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

At my age. I am not in favour of the proceedure.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Have you ever been goosed by an old cow?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT 0307.. I imagine you would have to ask the ladies I know.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Neatly explains why I’d ordered veal but they served me beef instead.

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