Step one, find small aircraft.

Step one, find small aircraft.

posted on 6 Nov 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Algernon
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Algernon

Not sure I’ll fly that aerophane

Algernon
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Algernon

Would you fly an aerophane which has accidends

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Accidend = fatal accident?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The whole idea is a real phane in the glass!

Eggrish
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Eggrish

1. Cool screen protector bro.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Anti-shattered seems to imply that it repairs shattered screens.
Magic, I tells ya!

Marum
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Marum

It appears as if he flew into insanity.

Marum
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Marum

I understand.

I also become “premium tempered” when I have to deal with airlines who lose my luggage.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. 0416.

Accidend = Getting dissolved in battery acid.
Bassend = Getting dissolved in Caustic Soda.

Marum
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Marum

I left a tube of Plasticweld-glue on my keyboard. Overnight my screeen-protector drank it.

Now I can’t read my screen, because it is inebriated.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, ASF is better than SFA.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

…and it even works against spots ! Wish I’d had one of these when I was a teenager.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

The bioavaliability of the nanoscale optical adhesives is 100%…how about that ? Your insides will become transparent !

DrLex
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DrLex

Buy all our other products, and you can assemble the entire captivating story from chunks scattered across their instruction manuals!

DrLex
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DrLex

In case of impending aerophane accidend, apply glass protector to forehead. Don’t worry, adhesives and glass shards will be fully absorbed.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

1. Never listened to Aerosmith before and he had read about hearing damage, so one day when a friend offered him tickets….

Marum
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Marum

Reading this crap is bad for your membrain.

Marum
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Marum

China is famous for grass membrains.

Marum
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Marum

When the maiden saveth not the oil.

‘Tis then that the Emperor tears the membrane.

Geo
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Geo

Cellophane aerophane

Marum
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Marum

Found in manuals; How to Tickle Aardvarks. Using an Echidna for Filing Documents. 1. Cont’d. Unfortunately the aerophane crashed, and killed him, which he found very phaneful. So after that, he never flu in an aerophane again. Even when he became an angle, he never ever flu. Because the phane crash had so damaged hi s psyche that he never ever trusted whinges again. Also tthe phane crashhad so damaged the motor section of his brian, that he was not able to co-ordinate both using whinges, and breathing, at the same time. So he walked around Heaven for all maternity,… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

If you buy Fright Stimulator, you can get lots of aerophanes to crash. However, if you play it online, and regularly practise crashing into large buildings, you may get a visit from ASIO.

But I wouldn’t let that worry me. Going by ASIO’s past performances, they will probably get the wrong street, or house number, or get lost in the staff carpark, or something.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum 1745: Now that you mention it, it would make sense for a terrorist to practice flying into tall buildings. It would be crazy to just …..
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…wing it.

Marum
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Marum

Nanoscale adhedsives, come in a very very tiny tube.

Marum
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Marum

Nanoscale adhedsives are good for gluing angels to the head of a pin.

Thereby setting philosophical concepts back 800 years.

Marum
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Marum

Re: Angels on the head of a pin. (Wackypedia)

ergo:

The question, also it seems pointless at first glance, was not. It was actually a question on the corporeality or non-corporeality of spiritual beings. If angels have a corporeal body, then only one can dance on the head of a pin. If angels have non-corporeal bodies – spiritual bodies – than an infinite number can dance on the head of a pin. Are the heavens of Christian theology a material location or a spiritual location? – Swami Vishwananda Jan 7 ’16 at 5:11

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Just wondering how the aerophane fhies or hands . . .

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