We found them!

We found them!

posted on 13 Nov 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Dan Ryazansky.
Found in Latvia. 

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Wow! I thought pot was illegal in Latvia.

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Droll not Troll

When your plate arrives empty, you realise you should have ordered the Found Testicles.

Tom41
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Tom41

I’d gladly lose my testicles to have the pot!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Hold the testicles please.

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Droll not Troll

Ow! My dinner!

Geo
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Geo

I don’t know if it testes good, though

Chris
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Chris

Do you want nuts with that?

Marum
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Marum

“Lost testicles” It was meant to be a Spanish dish. But it got lost in the translation from Spanish, to Latvian, to english.

Ass you can see.

Los bolas (cojones) = the balls = Lost balls (hearing error)

Latvian (I think) is something like balls = bumbinos or something. So it could have been worse.

Marum
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Marum

Actually 7 Euros = approx AUD $14.00 is quite darned cheap.

I’ll bet the bloke who lost them, would pay much more than that, to get ’em back.

Marum
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Marum

Ode to au Pair

I lost my balls in Kuwait,
They got ripped off on a bridge,
The sent them back by air-freight,
Now I keep them in the fridge.

They are a separate entity,
As they sit there in a jar,
But it leaves me absolutely free,
To view them from afar.

Like eunuchs of the chinese dynasty,
When death on me has fall’d,
God above will smile on me,
And have them reinstalled.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: 1st verse line 3; the = they. I think i need a poof-raider. (pun intended)

algernon
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algernon

So the eunuch bull doesn’t come with cheese

algernon
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algernon

Is that a meatball you’re eating

algernon
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algernon

Lost testicles is a ballsy dish

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ FB: There is an extra charge for that! 😉

Pete
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Pete

I’d say the beef saue (saw) should precede the lost testicles.
On the menu, that is.

; – )

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Droll not Troll

@ algernon 2:33pm: Never mind the cheese, a eunuch bull doesn’t come at all!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

I’ve sure got the balls to eat this.
Anybody?

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