We found them!

We found them!

posted on 13 Nov 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Dan Ryazansky.
Found in Latvia. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Wow! I thought pot was illegal in Latvia.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

When your plate arrives empty, you realise you should have ordered the Found Testicles.

Tom41
Tom41
1 year ago

I’d gladly lose my testicles to have the pot!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Hold the testicles please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Ow! My dinner!

Geo
Geo
1 year ago

I don’t know if it testes good, though

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

Do you want nuts with that?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

“Lost testicles” It was meant to be a Spanish dish. But it got lost in the translation from Spanish, to Latvian, to english.

Ass you can see.

Los bolas (cojones) = the balls = Lost balls (hearing error)

Latvian (I think) is something like balls = bumbinos or something. So it could have been worse.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Actually 7 Euros = approx AUD $14.00 is quite darned cheap.

I’ll bet the bloke who lost them, would pay much more than that, to get ’em back.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Ode to au Pair

I lost my balls in Kuwait,
They got ripped off on a bridge,
The sent them back by air-freight,
Now I keep them in the fridge.

They are a separate entity,
As they sit there in a jar,
But it leaves me absolutely free,
To view them from afar.

Like eunuchs of the chinese dynasty,
When death on me has fall’d,
God above will smile on me,
And have them reinstalled.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: 1st verse line 3; the = they. I think i need a poof-raider. (pun intended)

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

So the eunuch bull doesn’t come with cheese

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Is that a meatball you’re eating

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Lost testicles is a ballsy dish

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@ FB: There is an extra charge for that! 😉

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

I’d say the beef saue (saw) should precede the lost testicles.
On the menu, that is.

; – )

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@ algernon 2:33pm: Never mind the cheese, a eunuch bull doesn’t come at all!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

I’ve sure got the balls to eat this.
Anybody?

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