When touching is the least of your worries…

When touching is the least of your worries…

posted on 29 Nov 2019 in Chinglish

This is why I’m not a supervisor.

Photo courtesy of Marvin Wilkenfeld.
Found in Quinzao, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
9 months ago

So hullabaloo is out of the question.

Algernon
Algernon
9 months ago

Nudge nudge wink wink

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Otherwise, just please yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

No noticing, please.

Eggrish
Eggrish
9 months ago

I wonder if “No shooting” is redundant when you already have “Keep quiet” :p

Of course, there’s those pesky international spies with their silencers and all, so maybe not.

DrLex
DrLex
9 months ago

Is stabbing also considered touching? Otherwise it seems OK, at least if one cleans up afterwards.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 months ago

This has to be the worst strip club ever.

Geo
Geo
9 months ago

No pleasing yourself, but you can “shoot” on the condition you clean up afterwards

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

OK. Ill use a silencer when I shoot them, then I will not smoke their bodies to preseve them, and I will clean up afterwards. Happy?

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

On first glance. I thought this was the Chinese equivalent of the; Victorian Work Ethic.

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

If you don’t follow the instructions, the Party will deal with you.

Quietly. Of course.

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

Protestant Work Ethic. In four steps.
1. Work hard
2. Don’t make a fuss.
3. Go to church regularly.
4. Die and go to Heaven.

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

In fact, when the Party deals with you, they will be considerate enough to jam your mouth ful off cotton waste. So your screams, don’t disturb the peace and quiet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

*Eric Cartman reads sign*
“Screw you guys; I’m going home!”

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

Thats all right, Ellen Degenerate touches herself/itself.

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