When touching is the least of your worries…

When touching is the least of your worries…

posted on 29 Nov 2019 in Chinglish

This is why I’m not a supervisor.

Photo courtesy of Marvin Wilkenfeld.
Found in Quinzao, China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

So hullabaloo is out of the question.

Algernon
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Algernon

Nudge nudge wink wink

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Otherwise, just please yourself.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No noticing, please.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

I wonder if “No shooting” is redundant when you already have “Keep quiet” :p

Of course, there’s those pesky international spies with their silencers and all, so maybe not.

DrLex
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DrLex

Is stabbing also considered touching? Otherwise it seems OK, at least if one cleans up afterwards.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

This has to be the worst strip club ever.

Geo
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Geo

No pleasing yourself, but you can “shoot” on the condition you clean up afterwards

Marum
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Marum

OK. Ill use a silencer when I shoot them, then I will not smoke their bodies to preseve them, and I will clean up afterwards. Happy?

Marum
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Marum

On first glance. I thought this was the Chinese equivalent of the; Victorian Work Ethic.

Marum
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Marum

If you don’t follow the instructions, the Party will deal with you.

Quietly. Of course.

Marum
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Marum

Protestant Work Ethic. In four steps.
1. Work hard
2. Don’t make a fuss.
3. Go to church regularly.
4. Die and go to Heaven.

Marum
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Marum

In fact, when the Party deals with you, they will be considerate enough to jam your mouth ful off cotton waste. So your screams, don’t disturb the peace and quiet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

*Eric Cartman reads sign*
“Screw you guys; I’m going home!”

Marum
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Marum

Thats all right, Ellen Degenerate touches herself/itself.

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