Can I need a better waiter?

Can I need a better waiter?

posted on 2 Dec 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Just say that you don’t have silverware…

Photo courtesy of Lee Yi.

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Algernon
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Algernon

What to do with needy chopsticks

Algernon
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Algernon

The chopsticks should be able to stand up for themselves

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do you have any two-kneed chopsticks?

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Droll not Troll

I want to keep away from the Badag. Where is the Goodag?

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Droll not Troll

I would like a fork. If I ask a female staff member, will she give me one? 😈

Running Comment
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Running Comment

By the looks of it, they are really serving giant portions if you need staffs to eat in this place.

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Running Comment

Needs, wants and desires…

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Running Comment

Hmmm… this is at the Zion Market, but those are some strange looking hebrew characters…are we sure this is kosher ?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ RC 5:49am: Korebrew?

Geo
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Geo

This market is Badag, yo!

DrLex
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DrLex

In other words, if you ask this, the staff will destroy all forks and knives in a radius of a few miles.

Marum
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Marum

Fingerss wus made before forkess.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0449. Cowgirl?

Marum
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Marum

A chopstick in need, is a pain in the nose.

Marum
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Marum

Please donate to – The Charity For Needy Chopsticks – thank you.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0449. I hear he will be glad to.

Peter Chan
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Nope.
I’d prefer the goodag.

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