I don’t it get.

I don’t it get.

posted on 25 Dec 2019 in Books/Magazines

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
Originally posted Christmas 2010. 

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@Marum 10:27 am,

OUCH. You just reminded me of my most despised Xmas song EVER.

I’d prefer to change the lyrics to:


Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
The very next day, you threw it away,
This year, ‘though I want no tears,
I’m likely to be just as stupid…”

Dumb$hit George Michael forgot an even older song which has a very, very wise adage: “My mama told me, ya better shop around!”

Happy Boxing Day, Marum and other mates here on Engrish!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Perhaps the dogets it.

algernon
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algernon

Give that dog a bone

Marum
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Marum

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
The dog said tut tut,
Just get me a slut,
For I have a bone of my own.

(Anon.)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

After contact with a roux club, one may end up…
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..battered.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Poochie the Wonder Dog; he wonders WTF is going on.

boydie
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boydie

Yes you will get it, but you won’t like what it is.

DrLex
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DrLex

Let’s all Christmas!

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