I don’t it get.

I don’t it get.

posted on 25 Dec 2019 in Books/Magazines

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
Originally posted Christmas 2010. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Seems like Yoda went into the Christmas card business.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Christmas merry and it new year happy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I Christmas of this year will present myself.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Well, last year you presented us with a strip tease on a table top with a lamp shade on your head. Always a surprise when you’re invited to the office holiday party…!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Is that an antenna in your pocket or are you just glad to present me?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Today I learned what roux is.
You can club me now.

Yannush
Yannush
10 years ago

Yoda IS Santa Claus!

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Voluptuous incoherent women, a dog and an antenna: You can’t ask for a better Christmas party.
And why is it snowing in the house?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’ll get you, my pretty … and your little dog too!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When the talking dog makes more sense that your date, you know you’re too drunk to drive home.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Oh, weather frightful inside is….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dear Santa, Is it too late to ask for a case of mental?

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

The gibberish I can handle. Just lose the creepy talking dog.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

My dear, you will Christmas of this year present something in my pocket, if you are very good.

emily2903
emily2903
10 years ago

Hang you the sock on wall and present you get know…..

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Confucious say dog who question it is ask is many make it the purse.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

confused at the message i am….

Purplehound
Purplehound
10 years ago

Actually, the dog looks quite excited about the prospect of “getting it.”

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Don’t worry Toto. NO ONE got it…

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

I hate white, middle class, poodles that try to talk ghetto…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I, Christmas, this year present: Eros, Wonderfully throbbing, Marry, Merry, Poo-Turde Christmas!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

MADAM: Do you think my ass is getting too big?
DOGGY: Whiskass?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Rover has a bone of his own

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Get a Christmas

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

“Do I get it what it is?”

If “it” means what I think it is, then throbbing Christmas have you will.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, look! Mary Christmas!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I wanna Roux and Roll all night!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

meth. not even once

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Roux club? Broken English? That’s not Japanese, that’s Cajun!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I know what my BF wants for Christmas. I just don’t know how to gift wrap it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do my hips look big in this outfit.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And I’ll have my dog’s toenails clipped.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Hahaha, Marum. Do you know how she got a bum that big. The same way Kimmie K. did.
By having lots of wedges driven into it.

Haxina
Haxina
6 years ago

I don’t think you can make a “Roux Club”, hard enough to poke a hole in my donut.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Always nice to be visited by the Spirit of Christmas Present!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

What it is!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Very you will frightening of large get the hips!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Roux the day I saw this, will.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Today, Julia shows us how to make a delicious roux: First, you take a leek…

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Lie I cannot, butt big I love.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cansass anymore.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Oh no! This next ghost is Christmassing of next year future!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I don’t know dog. I don’t even get it.
Your grammar is better than the lady there.

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

I have already Christmassed this year a present.

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

Sorry, I don’t get it.

Sean
Sean
6 years ago

Holy crap, a talking dog!

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Coming down a chimney.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Join our Roux club or the little dog gets it!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I can understand the question. She has not yet forgotten what happened to her last Christmas.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Roux?
Shee-yoot, dawg.
I wuz expectin’ some etouffee or gumbo or jambalaya or some such other ragin’ Cajun dish, cher.

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