Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
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Even if you don’t take sandwiches on the escalator, watch out for your buns!

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Droll not Troll

Do not stay in escalator entrance, but please walk backwards onto escalator.

Algernon
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Algernon

I love the taste of fabric in the morning.

Algernon
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Algernon

Does the clothes sandwich taste like chicken.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

For the improper use of danger, you are hereby sentenced to six months of leaning against the side of a secalator.

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Droll not Troll

Wow! It took me so long to read the sign that, by the end, the escalator changed to an elevator. Screw it, i’m taking the stairs before they start telling me to slide up the fireman’s pole!

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@algernon 4:14am: It tastes like shirt.

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Droll not Troll

True story: A few years ago, in my early 60s, I went down the up escalator at the mall, because the adjacent down-escalator was blocked. Most of the shops had closed, so few people around – even the security guy who was yelling at me not to do it was impressed that I got to the lower floor safely.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Improper use of dangler on an escalator could be extremely painful!

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Droll not Troll

Alternative readings:
1. Do not kick escalator
2. No upskirting
3. No tap-dancing
4. No farting
5. No skateboarding
6. No diving helmets.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The yellow line has self esteem issues.

Marum
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Marum

I would beware of shoes too.

Contusions = bruises

Conyoesions = Kicks up the ar$e with pointy toe shoes.

Marum
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Marum

A clothes sandwich, is usually called a wedgie.

Several wedgies are wedgietables.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT. Contoesions

algernon
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algernon

@DNT : 5:55am. I’m guessing No Hullabaloo is a given

DrLex
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DrLex

“Do not be out of of the elevator” → so I am doomed to eternally keep walking the thing in the opposite direction to stay inside it?

Tom41
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Tom41

The yellow lines have been complaining for weeks…

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

I’m lost . . . it is an escalator, a secalator or an elevator?
Just show me the lift !

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