Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Even if you don’t take sandwiches on the escalator, watch out for your buns!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Do not stay in escalator entrance, but please walk backwards onto escalator.

Algernon
Algernon
9 months ago

I love the taste of fabric in the morning.

Algernon
Algernon
9 months ago

Does the clothes sandwich taste like chicken.

Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

For the improper use of danger, you are hereby sentenced to six months of leaning against the side of a secalator.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Wow! It took me so long to read the sign that, by the end, the escalator changed to an elevator. Screw it, i’m taking the stairs before they start telling me to slide up the fireman’s pole!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

@algernon 4:14am: It tastes like shirt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

True story: A few years ago, in my early 60s, I went down the up escalator at the mall, because the adjacent down-escalator was blocked. Most of the shops had closed, so few people around – even the security guy who was yelling at me not to do it was impressed that I got to the lower floor safely.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Improper use of dangler on an escalator could be extremely painful!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Alternative readings:
1. Do not kick escalator
2. No upskirting
3. No tap-dancing
4. No farting
5. No skateboarding
6. No diving helmets.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 months ago

The yellow line has self esteem issues.

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

I would beware of shoes too.

Contusions = bruises

Conyoesions = Kicks up the ar$e with pointy toe shoes.

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

A clothes sandwich, is usually called a wedgie.

Several wedgies are wedgietables.

Marum
Marum
9 months ago

EDIT. Contoesions

algernon
algernon
9 months ago

@DNT : 5:55am. I’m guessing No Hullabaloo is a given

DrLex
DrLex
9 months ago

“Do not be out of of the elevator” → so I am doomed to eternally keep walking the thing in the opposite direction to stay inside it?

Tom41
Tom41
8 months ago

The yellow lines have been complaining for weeks…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 months ago

I’m lost . . . it is an escalator, a secalator or an elevator?
Just show me the lift !

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