Sorry, no Christmas this year…

Sorry, no Christmas this year…

posted on 23 Dec 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

 

Photo courtesy of Edward Hui.
Originally posted in 2008. 

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dangevin
13 years ago

Whose tail is that?

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

No thanks. I don’t like throbbing Christmas characters anywhere close to me.

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

I told you we should have gone to the Chinese Buffet. At least they are open on Christmas!

Ellen
Ellen
13 years ago

Right down Santa Close Rane!

DieselDragon
13 years ago

Not *too* close, I hope… 😮

DieselDragon
13 years ago

Santa Close – Cul de Sac (No outlet)

Scrappy_Coco
Scrappy_Coco
13 years ago

Grinch much?

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
13 years ago

Here comes Santa Close and his reindeer, Rud-off!

Amanda
13 years ago

So claus, and yet so far…

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

how does he get down the hole with that sign!

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

Any closer and Here Comes Pepper Spray….

Crowcoyote
Crowcoyote
13 years ago

Any relation to Glenn or Chuck?

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

ARGH! Santa is invading my personal space again!

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

“Here comes Santa close………. there goes Santa far……… close……. far……. close…….. far……”

“Today’s show is sponsored by the Letters C and F.”

galliard
galliard
13 years ago

Ho, ho, NO!!!

Someone205
Someone205
13 years ago

Hurry! Close the chimney before Santa tries to slide down again!

Molly
Molly
13 years ago

Between the throbbing christmas and Santa close…. I think I’ll also pass on the WHITE Christmas this year

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
13 years ago

Not to be confused with his cousin Glenn Close, or his wife Nora Faraway

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

Santa is not immune to the recession too!

gbear
gbear
13 years ago

It’s the economy, kids. Sorry.

John
13 years ago

… but no cigar.

Classic Steve
13 years ago

I saw Mommy holding Santa close….

Dude
Dude
13 years ago

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle almost all the way.

Richard
Richard
13 years ago

here comes santa close….but no cigar.

darn, I see someone already beat me to this….

Beady.El
Beady.El
13 years ago

Phooey, no cuban cigars in my stocking…

Cie
Cie
13 years ago

St. Nick’s antisocial twin brother.

Alixsa
Alixsa
13 years ago

Santa, don’t stand so close to me!

ric
ric
13 years ago

Credit crunch Santa — everything must go.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
13 years ago

Notice that Santa has no legs or apparent butt….. no wonder he’s closed!

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

1) Hang up your garters and you’ll be generously gifted.
2) I’m sick of cookies- only milk will do.
3) Jingle all the way!
4) Rudolph got a red nose- what do you want reddened?

Moneyface
13 years ago

So where’s Santa Cross?

Pokejedservo
Pokejedservo
13 years ago

But no Cigars? Oh darn…

Will C
Will C
13 years ago

Damn! Just missed him…

Etheral
13 years ago

Nearly poked my eye out

cheetaih
cheetaih
13 years ago

The effect of the 08 credit crunch! The Economist who research that will get the Nobel Price! O….oops! Sorry about my Engrish! Should be the “Nobel Prize”!

Elle
Elle
13 years ago

I KNEW he was a perv.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

(singing) “Just like me, he longs to be Close To You-oo-oo …”

A person
A person
13 years ago

Right down Santa [Closed Lane]

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

right because 364 other days hes Santa far away

loopdeloop
12 years ago

Christmas is here…and it’s gone!

Peter Opitz
12 years ago

Rather than Santa Claws!

Danielle
Danielle
12 years ago

Santa clearly ate too many cookies last year, now he has his own postcode.

Hoplophile
Hoplophile
12 years ago

…and I mean REALLY close….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s open every next year only

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Oh deer! Much too close.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Santa is a-buttting that reindeer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

edit: a-butting.
I drank too much t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I suppose the other side of the sign says: THERE GOES SANTA OPEN.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Let’s all sing that new carol: “Nearer My Santa To Thee”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

So close to coming, Santa’s on the vinegar strokes.

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