Finally… one without poison…

Finally… one without poison…

posted on 23 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of “Spiral”.

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Droll not Troll

No poison tasteless? What about Thallium?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

About those hooks…CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Algernon
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Algernon

No need to pee in the shower.

Algernon
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Algernon

Indest is tasteless.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mildewproof. Paul Lynde couldn’t use one, either.

Anybody remember Mildew Wolf?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Sola dosis facit venenum.
-Paracelcus

DrLex
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DrLex

Safely lickable without any (after)taste, a quality every serious customer looks for in a shower curtain.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s all very well, but is this curtain waterproof?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

After years of complaints about the poisonous and toxic bathroom products, manufacturers finally listened.

Marum
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Marum

I can think of someting very interesting, that my lady and I could do with twelve unbreakable curtain hooks.

Marum
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Marum

Running Comment | 4:50 am |

Well kids might lick the curtain repeatedly. The poison may be cumulative like Arsenic.

Marum
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Marum

Dear Peva Company, what do you, and your would-be envioronmentally friendly pack of wankers, think you are up to? I bought your Shower Cutain, and some of your bathroom products.Then I proceeded to wash my pet Rabbit using your shampoo. His eyes went all red, and damn near fell out. If you had tested your products on animals, like any reputable cmpany, this would never have happened. One very dissatisfied customer. GFY….Marum.

Marum
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Marum

Paracelcis = Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim.

What a magnificent name.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Finally, I can eat a shower curtain without worry.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The top caption has changed, so I guess the Engrishwebmaster must have googled PEVA. For those who didn’t, it’s not Engrish. PolyEthylene Vinyl Acetate is a much less toxic plastic than PVC.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0321. Who cares. As long as it does not wrap around you, like you have been mummified.

M.U.
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M.U.

Tasteless AND ructable? I’m sold!

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