Don’t walk toward the light!

posted on 26 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

I just wanna be faster than whom.

Photo courtesy of Josef Väcklén.

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Welcome to the Oedipus Rex laundromat

posted on 25 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Clothing

My choice: never.

Photo courtesy of Craig Shields.
Found on Chinese tourist. 

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I’ve got a whole lot of Wefe Ma to give….

posted on 24 Feb 2020 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of L.S.
T-shirt found in Thailand. 

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Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

posted on 21 Feb 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Did your meal just frottage me?

Photo courtesy of B.B.
Menu found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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For a slamon good time!

posted on 20 Feb 2020 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Terry Alexiou.

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There’s a methodto themadness.

posted on 19 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

As a result of buying thank you.

Photo courtesy of Paula Fegan.

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Wait! Don’t throw that out…

posted on 18 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

 

 

Photo courtesy of Sk8r.
Menu found in Beijing. 

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He said he was going to move the capitol.

posted on 14 Feb 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Joe Harris.
Packaging from China. 

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Gluten enriched!

posted on 13 Feb 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Menus, Snacks

Yes to the dumpling but not the dumpling…

Photo courtesy of David Brisson.
Found in Japan. 

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I gotta hear the haas

posted on 12 Feb 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

No haas in the muaic…

Photo courtesy of Tommi Kärkkäinen.
Found on package for Bluetooth speaker. 

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