Don’t walk toward the light!

Don’t walk toward the light!

posted on 26 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

I just wanna be faster than whom.

Photo courtesy of Josef Väcklén.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Whom?
Oh, he’s the guy on first base.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Well I don’t know.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

I don’t accept whom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It’s the “cat butt” kick board post again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

According to the first line, it appears to be some kind of weight loss device.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Early board catches the whom.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

That thing in the middle of ‘SCOTER’ looks suspiciously like a….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@RC 4:25am: …kiss from Donnie?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

@DnT, 4.43 am: Yes, everyone accepts this fact.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

It’s an ad for suppositories right?

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Rectum? Damn near challenged ’em early.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

@Droll not Troll 4:05: yes, but we haven’t seen that arsehole logo from this angle yet.

James
James
1 year ago

When you do a special 360 jump, you become upwardly mobile too. It’s one of those idempotent skateboards, if you follow.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

No doubt a couple of Chinese Madeins would go well before supper.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Dr Lex 0739. Well Chrysler have a “Puckered Bum” as their logo.

Why not?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Peyote buttons included?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@DrLex 7:39 am: Well, in this timeline. it IS important to study arseholes from every angle, to make sure we don’t elect them!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DNT 0739. US politics seems to be a joke like ours.

Between Don and Hillaryarse, they got the “least worse” candidate. (As different from the best)

Same with us, between Morrison and Shorten. We also got the least worse.

On a grammatical note; I used “from” instead of “too” on purpose. ie. Both are totally different from what best/ideal candidates would be. I considered “than”.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT too = to

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@James 0851. Therefore one to the tenth power timeses 0 = SFA.

Or if you put in a complaint 100 times, you will get the same result as if you put it in once.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS (fact?)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

This is not even one of Kellyanne Conway’s “alternate” facts.
This is an alternate universe fact!

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