I gotta hear the haas

I gotta hear the haas

posted on 12 Feb 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

No haas in the muaic…

Photo courtesy of Tommi Kärkkäinen.
Found on package for Bluetooth speaker. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Meh. I tried listening to Boats and it sounded like ship.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

My hoovercraft is full of headphones.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Did you hear about the doofus who liked listening to Pansy Division? He went shopping for a pair of homophones.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Boats by Dr. Drone

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Muaic doesn’t move you, but boats do. Unless someone forgot to lift the anchor of course.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Five note chords move me….To leave.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Q: “What is the difference between good Chinese music, and bad Chinese music?”

A: ‘Oh! About ten kilometers.’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Normal headphones don’t cut it. Get some abnormal headphones.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Please yourself Chang old chap. But I would never stick a headphone up my haas.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Almost as funny as the Gerbil news story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U_YwUu_PNs

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

I love the sound if boats, my ears hear them

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

My boats here ear

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Boats make waves that really submerge you in the music.
– Boats, by Dr. Drown

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Dr Lex 0441. You don’t loft an anchor – you weigh it.

What does an anchor weigh? STUFFED IF I KNOW!

Weigh the anchor , raise the hatches, and batten down the mains’l, me hearties. ARRRRR.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

loft = lift (typo)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If your boats don’t fit properly, give them a tug.

Kristo-Ham
Kristo-Ham
1 year ago

I have one of these and it says “baas” instead of “haas”. So I guess most headphones can’t handle sheep noises either.

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