Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

posted on 21 Feb 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Did your meal just frottage me?

Photo courtesy of B.B.
Menu found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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Running Comment

Pork in spicy lemon sauce ? The things they come up with…

Algernon
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Algernon

That one will bowel you over

Algernon
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Algernon

Comes from somewhere

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Derek !! Not while we’re eating …!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!
/obligatory

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sex on a plate is cheap here.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Reading past the fancy words, obviously, the whole menu is about PORKing!

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Droll not Troll

@RC 4:03: That spicy lemon sauce stings a bit when you pork in it
…or so I’m told.

DrLex
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DrLex

I am confused. Is it the front or rear tube?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: Sometimes, front tube in rear tube. 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

…or are you just glad to see me?

Chris
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Chris

I’ll have the omelette du frottage

coffeebot
Guest

That’s nasty. Can I have seconds?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

…and an hour later you’re horney again.

Marum
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Marum

You can colon us, night or day.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How would you like your eggs?
Fertilised?

Marum
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Marum

Customer: “Does the waitress come with the desert trolley?”

Maître d’hôtel: ‘No. But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.’

Running Comment
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Running Comment

– Have you decided, Sir ? Perhaps the inner orgasm this evening ?
– No thank you, I’ll settle for a simple Cesarian salad,

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe it’s an inscrutable Chinese way of saying “Go f*** yourself!”

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Droll not Troll

@Chris: Beware of the frottage cheese!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Dinnergasm . . . the ultimate dining experience

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Waiter, I would like to do the orgasm plate in the minestrone position.

James
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James

Waiter: did you enjoy your meal?

Me: Cum again?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You, too, can become an ex-spurt on Thai food.

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Droll not Troll

… or egg-spurt?
I’m still working on that one.

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