Photo courtesy of B.B.
Menu found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Pork in spicy lemon sauce ? The things they come up with…
That one will bowel you over
Comes from somewhere
Derek !! Not while we’re eating …!
Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!
Sex on a plate is cheap here.
Reading past the fancy words, obviously, the whole menu is about PORKing!
@RC 4:03: That spicy lemon sauce stings a bit when you pork in it
…or so I’m told.
I am confused. Is it the front or rear tube?
@DrLex: Sometimes, front tube in rear tube. 😉
…or are you just glad to see me?
I’ll have the omelette du frottage
That’s nasty. Can I have seconds?
…and an hour later you’re horney again.
You can colon us, night or day.
How would you like your eggs?
Customer: “Does the waitress come with the desert trolley?”
Maître d’hôtel: ‘No. But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.’
– Have you decided, Sir ? Perhaps the inner orgasm this evening ?
– No thank you, I’ll settle for a simple Cesarian salad,
Maybe it’s an inscrutable Chinese way of saying “Go f*** yourself!”
@Chris: Beware of the frottage cheese!
Dinnergasm . . . the ultimate dining experience
Waiter, I would like to do the orgasm plate in the minestrone position.
Waiter: did you enjoy your meal?
Me: Cum again?
You, too, can become an ex-spurt on Thai food.
… or egg-spurt?
I’m still working on that one.