Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

posted on 21 Feb 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Did your meal just frottage me?

Photo courtesy of B.B.
Menu found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

Pork in spicy lemon sauce ? The things they come up with…

Algernon
Algernon
6 months ago

That one will bowel you over

Algernon
Algernon
6 months ago

Comes from somewhere

Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

Derek !! Not while we’re eating …!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!
/obligatory

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Sex on a plate is cheap here.

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Reading past the fancy words, obviously, the whole menu is about PORKing!

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@RC 4:03: That spicy lemon sauce stings a bit when you pork in it
…or so I’m told.

DrLex
DrLex
6 months ago

I am confused. Is it the front or rear tube?

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@DrLex: Sometimes, front tube in rear tube. 😉

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

…or are you just glad to see me?

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

I’ll have the omelette du frottage

coffeebot
6 months ago

That’s nasty. Can I have seconds?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 months ago

…and an hour later you’re horney again.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

You can colon us, night or day.

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

How would you like your eggs?
Fertilised?

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Customer: “Does the waitress come with the desert trolley?”

Maître d’hôtel: ‘No. But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.’

Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

– Have you decided, Sir ? Perhaps the inner orgasm this evening ?
– No thank you, I’ll settle for a simple Cesarian salad,

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Maybe it’s an inscrutable Chinese way of saying “Go f*** yourself!”

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@Chris: Beware of the frottage cheese!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
6 months ago

Dinnergasm . . . the ultimate dining experience

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 months ago

Waiter, I would like to do the orgasm plate in the minestrone position.

James
James
6 months ago

Waiter: did you enjoy your meal?

Me: Cum again?

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

You, too, can become an ex-spurt on Thai food.

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Droll not Troll
6 months ago

… or egg-spurt?
I’m still working on that one.

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