Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

Pork in spicy lemon sauce ? The things they come up with…

That one will bowel you over

Comes from somewhere

Derek !! Not while we’re eating …!

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!
/obligatory

Sex on a plate is cheap here.

Reading past the fancy words, obviously, the whole menu is about PORKing!

@RC 4:03: That spicy lemon sauce stings a bit when you pork in it
…or so I’m told.

I am confused. Is it the front or rear tube?

@DrLex: Sometimes, front tube in rear tube. 😉

…or are you just glad to see me?

I’ll have the omelette du frottage

That’s nasty. Can I have seconds?

…and an hour later you’re horney again.

You can colon us, night or day.

How would you like your eggs?
Fertilised?

Customer: “Does the waitress come with the desert trolley?”

Maître d’hôtel: ‘No. But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.’

– Have you decided, Sir ? Perhaps the inner orgasm this evening ?
– No thank you, I’ll settle for a simple Cesarian salad,

Maybe it’s an inscrutable Chinese way of saying “Go f*** yourself!”

@Chris: Beware of the frottage cheese!

Dinnergasm . . . the ultimate dining experience

Waiter, I would like to do the orgasm plate in the minestrone position.

Waiter: did you enjoy your meal?

Me: Cum again?

You, too, can become an ex-spurt on Thai food.

… or egg-spurt?
I’m still working on that one.