Fire away

Fire away

posted on 6 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Spotted in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 months ago

Sounds like the Australian Summer

Algernon
Algernon
8 months ago

I fear for the pandas

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Trees are shooting everywhere.
Be afraid, be very afraid!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Any tree in the forest has the right to bear arms, and any other part of a bear that dies nearby.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

This sign was approved by Smokey the bears arms.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Now, now; let’s not go off half-cocked!

James
James
8 months ago

Dropping at Pochinki next time?

UCity
UCity
8 months ago

It’s a typo. They meant “fie on everyone”.

Chris
Chris
8 months ago

It’s tourist season-you can shoot them now!

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

Range in the artillery. Raise the Mortars, and launch the Drop-beers.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

The trees may look green.
But each one’s a marine,
And even the grasses,
Will kick all your ar$e$.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 months ago

Is this gorilla warfare?

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

@algernon 0403. Let them take their chances, Don’t panda to them.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 months ago

Call in Puff the Magic Dragon.

Eggrish
Eggrish
8 months ago

I think I saw a few of these around the outbreak of the Vietnam war!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Run, forest, run!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

@FB 2:20 pm:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Lived by a tree
His bollocks in the awesome fist
Of a man called Connolly.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

‘What are all those explosions?’

“They’re shelling the peas.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

Get off our lawn!

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

@DnT 1617. Wasn’t that Sean Connelly, who played the great toking British spy – James Bong.

James
James
8 months ago

Star Wars: A Forest Story! The plots just keep improving.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

@James 0212. Figures. I always thought Star Whores was alittle bit twee.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 months ago

@Marum 1706: Agent 420. Licensed to chill.

Marum
Marum
8 months ago

I used to love the way everyone would run from one side of the set to the other crashing into walls and things. Hadn’t they heard of f—ing seatbelts.

Also, if there were no cliches Starwhores would implode.

Phrases on stun Scotty. “Och aye Cap’n, ma front teeth will fall out if I hold this stupid bloody accent much longer.” “Why don’t you ask Jerkoff.”

‘Chekov Scotty. Chekov.’

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