Fire away

Fire away

posted on 6 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Spotted in China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Sounds like the Australian Summer

Algernon
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Algernon

I fear for the pandas

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Trees are shooting everywhere.
Be afraid, be very afraid!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Any tree in the forest has the right to bear arms, and any other part of a bear that dies nearby.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This sign was approved by Smokey the bears arms.

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Droll not Troll

Now, now; let’s not go off half-cocked!

James
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James

Dropping at Pochinki next time?

UCity
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UCity

It’s a typo. They meant “fie on everyone”.

Chris
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Chris

It’s tourist season-you can shoot them now!

Marum
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Marum

Range in the artillery. Raise the Mortars, and launch the Drop-beers.

Marum
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Marum

The trees may look green.
But each one’s a marine,
And even the grasses,
Will kick all your ar$e$.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Is this gorilla warfare?

Marum
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Marum

@algernon 0403. Let them take their chances, Don’t panda to them.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Call in Puff the Magic Dragon.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

I think I saw a few of these around the outbreak of the Vietnam war!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Run, forest, run!

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Droll not Troll

@FB 2:20 pm:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Lived by a tree
His bollocks in the awesome fist
Of a man called Connolly.

Marum
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Marum

‘What are all those explosions?’

“They’re shelling the peas.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Get off our lawn!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 1617. Wasn’t that Sean Connelly, who played the great toking British spy – James Bong.

James
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James

Star Wars: A Forest Story! The plots just keep improving.

Marum
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Marum

@James 0212. Figures. I always thought Star Whores was alittle bit twee.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum 1706: Agent 420. Licensed to chill.

Marum
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Marum

I used to love the way everyone would run from one side of the set to the other crashing into walls and things. Hadn’t they heard of f—ing seatbelts.

Also, if there were no cliches Starwhores would implode.

Phrases on stun Scotty. “Och aye Cap’n, ma front teeth will fall out if I hold this stupid bloody accent much longer.” “Why don’t you ask Jerkoff.”

‘Chekov Scotty. Chekov.’

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