Let me stop you right there…

Let me stop you right there…

posted on 12 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items

I saw this bundled with Purell…
Photo courtesy of Pat Bailey.
Found in ad from a tool catalog. 
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algernon
algernon
7 months ago

In China anything goes

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Well, clean your hands and screw the coronavirus!

algernon
algernon
7 months ago

And for COVID-19 we use….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Thanks for warning us that it was made in China.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

I used this set to test for COVID-19. The results were posidriv.

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

Does it say “communication tools”? Sorry, I don’t speak Phillips.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 months ago

In a lab in Wuhan?

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

This woman has bought her husband a Screwdriver set for Father’s day. She tries to board a bus home at the Transit Centre.

The driver has just started his shift, and has lost the keys to his change box. So he is cursing and swearing, trying to get it open with a bail he found on the road.

Woman trying to be helpful. “Would you like a screwdriver?”
Busdriver.. “Look lady! Just pay your fare or get off the friggin bus!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Purell?? Vodka makes for much better screwdrivers.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 months ago

Timely Freudian slip.

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