Please cut only adults.

Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 months ago

Sage advice

Algernon
Algernon
7 months ago

The poor child, what did they do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Please keep out of children, or we will send Lorena Bobbitt to deal with you!

James
James
7 months ago

Could it be a King Double Ceramic Knife?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Yes, let’s worry about knife abuse first.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 months ago

This means you too Sideshow Bob.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

This knife business has gotten me on edge.

Chris
Chris
7 months ago

That’s not a knife.

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

But what if the children are the only soft material within reach? I can’t risk damaging the knife edge…

Eggrish
Eggrish
7 months ago

Knife only for kids who like to cut up.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Kids are far better than a wooden knife-block.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

If you don’t keep out of children, I imagine the other prisoners won;t be keeping out of you.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Instruction 1. Why would you use the back of the knife instead of the sharp side.
Double edged knives encourage indecision.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

That’s not a knife.

It’s the long swift sword of Sigfried.

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