Please cut only adults.

Sage advice

The poor child, what did they do.

Please keep out of children, or we will send Lorena Bobbitt to deal with you!

Could it be a King Double Ceramic Knife?

Yes, let’s worry about knife abuse first.

This means you too Sideshow Bob.

This knife business has gotten me on edge.

That’s not a knife.

But what if the children are the only soft material within reach? I can’t risk damaging the knife edge…

Knife only for kids who like to cut up.

Kids are far better than a wooden knife-block.

If you don’t keep out of children, I imagine the other prisoners won;t be keeping out of you.

Instruction 1. Why would you use the back of the knife instead of the sharp side.
Double edged knives encourage indecision.

That’s not a knife.

It’s the long swift sword of Sigfried.