Tired of buying new flooring…
Photo courtesy of IM.
They really don’t like lesbians, do they?
Fine! I’ll eat the seating instead.
Shame. It’s full of fibre.
There are better ways of getting fibre in your diet.
…but licking the windows is still OK, right?
Who the heck would order carpet to eat, anyway?
Here come the alphabet people protestors right on que…….
They don’t c;all it SHAG pile for nothing
Too late! It’s already goon.
They don’t even match the drapes!
Underlay. Underlay. ARRIBA!!
The Drapes of Groth.
…but waiting in the airport is boring! What’s wrong with a floor show?
The guy in the pink shirt looks like he may have eaten the carpet layer!
♫♪ “The carpet crawlers heed their callers … we gotta get in to get out, ah-ah-ah-out…” ♪♫
India perhaps has a problem with carpet crawler predation? Be careful, Rael.
Nope, I’d rather eat the ceiling