What about 5 second rule?

What about 5 second rule?

posted on 31 Mar 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Tired of buying new flooring…

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They really don’t like lesbians, do they?

Algernon
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Algernon

Fine! I’ll eat the seating instead.

Algernon
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Algernon

Shame. It’s full of fibre.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There are better ways of getting fibre in your diet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

…but licking the windows is still OK, right?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Who the heck would order carpet to eat, anyway?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Here come the alphabet people protestors right on que…….

Marum
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Marum

They don’t c;all it SHAG pile for nothing

Marum
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Marum

Too late! It’s already goon.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

They don’t even match the drapes!

Marum
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Marum

Underlay. Underlay. ARRIBA!!

Marum
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Marum

@coffeebot 0703.
The Drapes of Groth.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

…but waiting in the airport is boring! What’s wrong with a floor show?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The guy in the pink shirt looks like he may have eaten the carpet layer!

olog-hai
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olog-hai

♫♪ “The carpet crawlers heed their callers … we gotta get in to get out, ah-ah-ah-out…” ♪♫

India perhaps has a problem with carpet crawler predation? Be careful, Rael.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Nope, I’d rather eat the ceiling

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