5 fingers is 4 too many.

posted on 30 Apr 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Please endanger responsibly…

Photo courtesy of Chad H.
Found in Changsha, China. 

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She’s always right…

posted on 29 Apr 2020 in Tattoos

She’s gonna cosine my loan…

Photo courtesy of Judy F. 

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Your geometry won’t work here…

posted on 28 Apr 2020 in Chinglish

…if you’re afraid of widths.

Photo courtesy of Sandra Tuer.
Chinese says “defecating behind the tank is prohibited”. 

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Reloading is a bitch.

posted on 27 Apr 2020 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Marc Shea.

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Can never be too saf.

posted on 24 Apr 2020 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of “Koinu sensei”.
Found at a Daiso store in Japan. 

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This is too in real…

posted on 23 Apr 2020 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Alexander O’Neill.
Sign found outside of a hair salon in Tokyo. 

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Open next COVID season…

posted on 22 Apr 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jesse Halton.
Found in Chinatown in Seattle. 

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Aaaand now I can’t eat donuts…

posted on 21 Apr 2020 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of David Dixon.
T-shirt spotted in Yangzhou, China.

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Anything for peace

posted on 20 Apr 2020 in Menus, Signs

Photo courtesy of Paul M. 
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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We lose more pee that way…

posted on 16 Apr 2020 in Signs, Toiletries

You can’t keep a good pee down…

Photo courtesy of Brian S.
Found at Japanese hotel bathroom.

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