Definitely not a Lincoln…

Definitely not a Lincoln…

posted on 6 Apr 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

Funny, the jail looks like a plantation…

Photo courtesy of T.R.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Something for the deep South.

Algernon
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Algernon

I for one welcome our miniature overlords.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You have the right to remai… no, scratch that – you have no rights!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, at least you won’t be charged with battery.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Model police officers not supplied. The ones supplied used to work for Arpaio.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

There’s no “deep state”.

Conventi
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Conventi

North Korean Police car model.

Marum
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Marum

This is not a toy for having fun with.

It’s a set of imperatives.

Marum
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Marum

Is it OK if I sit here and scratch my ar$e, while I figure out what I can do with the damn thing?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Throw the old batteries in your water supply.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Battery Police do not mess around.

Marum
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Marum

@FB 0957. Why not ? More heavy metals, and background radiation, may speed up the evolution of Homo-sapiens.

Marum
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Marum

It is very cheap.

It is a Kia Stingier.

(For the non Aussies. We are using Kia Stingers as pursuit cars)

Eggrish
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Eggrish

To protect and serve you dinner, Ma’am.
– Maid in China

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Wait, these aren’t handcuffs!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

After reading the battery instructions, I needed arrest.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Toy purchased in a chain store?

Eggrish
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Eggrish

SPEED KING

0 – 60 in 25 to life

James
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James

Where Engrish meets Truth.

James
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James

The next big-budget Pixar animation.

Dave Van Domelen
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Dave Van Domelen

Caption: Barricade still has fans.

Explanation: “To Punish and Enslave” comes from the Decepticon Barricade, as seen in the 2007 Transformers movie. He’s a police car, but one of the details he deliberately gets wrong in his appearance is replacing “To Protect and Serve” with “To Punish and Enslave.” This toy is clearly ripping off Transformers, just like all of those yellow and black “not actually Bumblebee” Camaro toys are.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And the windbag award goes to……….

PeeBee
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PeeBee

The police charged me with battery…

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