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Found in China.
You want to have your Kate and eat it too!
Which one is a deep dish?
I’ll have a cup of tea
If she doesn’t deliver in 30 minutes she’s free.
A rolling pizza gathers no Moss.
Even the Hells Angels fear those guys.
Lets all gather around and stick our fingers in some American Pie.
I’ll see myself out now.
They forgot the red wine.
Q. What is the difference between Kate Moss and a Pizza?
A. You can eat both, but you can only have sex with one of them.
I don’t think she ever eats that much.
Round #16: things that you would find in England.
@marum you mean to say i can’t have sex with Kate Moss? Shame on you.
@James 1553.. You may have read, “Portnoy’s Complaint” but if you dipped your male part in burning hot molten cheese, you would soon figure out which is the ‘NO DO'”.