She’s always right…

She’s always right…

posted on 29 Apr 2020 in Tattoos

She’s gonna cosine my loan…

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She does have a point.

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If you study hard and get a few degrees, you, too, could be an angle.

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You mama is so fat she looks like a hypotenuse!

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She is a messenger of Dog.

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Droll not Troll

Oh, she’s Engrish?

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Come on, fellow Engrishers; there must be a shirtload of possible captions for this one!

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Droll not Troll

The son is not a very tan gent.

Algernon
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Algernon

She drives me around the bend

Algernon
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Algernon

She can be a little obtuse

DrLex
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DrLex

Yo momma’s so fat she doesn’t fit within 360 degrees

Marum
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Marum

Do you mean, your alibi?

Marum
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Marum

I’m sure I have posted this before, but;

A young Greek lad named Oedipus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
‘Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they’re both pathological wrecks. (Anon)

Tchuss….Marum.

Marum
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Marum

The people of Sodom and Gomorrah, wanted to know the Angle of The Lord.

Chris
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Chris

You have acute mom.

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@Marum 0529: According to the pyramidologists, it’s about 26.3 degrees.

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In case anyone out there has never heard this outrageous pun on the Pythagorean theorem: There were three pregnant Indian squaws laying on animal hides about to give birth. The first squaw, who was laying on a buffalo hide, gave birth to a 6 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The second, who was laying on a deer hide, gave birth to a 5 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The third, who was laying on a hippopotamus hide, gave birth to twin boys totalling 11 lb., 10 oz. Therefore, we can conclude that the sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus… Read more »

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Marum

@DnT 0636. I know you would have got it, but I meant knowin the Biblical sense. Which the people there did..Assuming angle = angel
….Genesis 19:5

That joke about the squaws is V old. When I heard if, it was 2; 3; and 10; sons.

Marum
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Marum

Sori tumas.Bren bilong mi i brukim. Taim mi slip i kamap.

2; 3; 13.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The dad must be an A-hole for acute angle to fit in.

EffEff
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EffEff

Your geometry won’t work here…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

My dad fell for a pyramid scam……..

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

……and that’s how Sophia Huffman got into collage.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Now that is a sine of dyslexia.

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