She’s always right…

She’s always right…

posted on 29 Apr 2020 in Tattoos

She’s gonna cosine my loan…

Photo courtesy of Judy F. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

She does have a point.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

If you study hard and get a few degrees, you, too, could be an angle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

You mama is so fat she looks like a hypotenuse!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

She is a messenger of Dog.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Oh, she’s Engrish?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Come on, fellow Engrishers; there must be a shirtload of possible captions for this one!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

The son is not a very tan gent.

Algernon
Algernon
11 months ago

She drives me around the bend

Algernon
Algernon
11 months ago

She can be a little obtuse

DrLex
DrLex
11 months ago

Yo momma’s so fat she doesn’t fit within 360 degrees

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Do you mean, your alibi?

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

I’m sure I have posted this before, but;

A young Greek lad named Oedipus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
‘Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they’re both pathological wrecks. (Anon)

Tchuss….Marum.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

The people of Sodom and Gomorrah, wanted to know the Angle of The Lord.

Chris
Chris
11 months ago

You have acute mom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

@Marum 0529: According to the pyramidologists, it’s about 26.3 degrees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

In case anyone out there has never heard this outrageous pun on the Pythagorean theorem: There were three pregnant Indian squaws laying on animal hides about to give birth. The first squaw, who was laying on a buffalo hide, gave birth to a 6 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The second, who was laying on a deer hide, gave birth to a 5 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The third, who was laying on a hippopotamus hide, gave birth to twin boys totalling 11 lb., 10 oz. Therefore, we can conclude that the sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus… Read more »

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

@DnT 0636. I know you would have got it, but I meant knowin the Biblical sense. Which the people there did..Assuming angle = angel
….Genesis 19:5

That joke about the squaws is V old. When I heard if, it was 2; 3; and 10; sons.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Sori tumas.Bren bilong mi i brukim. Taim mi slip i kamap.

2; 3; 13.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 months ago

The dad must be an A-hole for acute angle to fit in.

EffEff
EffEff
11 months ago

Your geometry won’t work here…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 months ago

My dad fell for a pyramid scam……..

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 months ago

……and that’s how Sophia Huffman got into collage.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
11 months ago

Now that is a sine of dyslexia.

boris
boris
10 months ago

finish that last letter already . . . I have to get the catch-of-the-day started!

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