She’s always right…

She’s always right…

posted on 29 Apr 2020 in Tattoos

She’s gonna cosine my loan…

Photo courtesy of Judy F. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

She does have a point.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

If you study hard and get a few degrees, you, too, could be an angle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

You mama is so fat she looks like a hypotenuse!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

She is a messenger of Dog.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Oh, she’s Engrish?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Come on, fellow Engrishers; there must be a shirtload of possible captions for this one!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

The son is not a very tan gent.

Algernon
Algernon
5 months ago

She drives me around the bend

Algernon
Algernon
5 months ago

She can be a little obtuse

DrLex
DrLex
5 months ago

Yo momma’s so fat she doesn’t fit within 360 degrees

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

Do you mean, your alibi?

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

I’m sure I have posted this before, but;

A young Greek lad named Oedipus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
‘Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they’re both pathological wrecks. (Anon)

Tchuss….Marum.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

The people of Sodom and Gomorrah, wanted to know the Angle of The Lord.

Chris
Chris
5 months ago

You have acute mom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

@Marum 0529: According to the pyramidologists, it’s about 26.3 degrees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

In case anyone out there has never heard this outrageous pun on the Pythagorean theorem: There were three pregnant Indian squaws laying on animal hides about to give birth. The first squaw, who was laying on a buffalo hide, gave birth to a 6 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The second, who was laying on a deer hide, gave birth to a 5 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The third, who was laying on a hippopotamus hide, gave birth to twin boys totalling 11 lb., 10 oz. Therefore, we can conclude that the sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus… Read more »

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

@DnT 0636. I know you would have got it, but I meant knowin the Biblical sense. Which the people there did..Assuming angle = angel
….Genesis 19:5

That joke about the squaws is V old. When I heard if, it was 2; 3; and 10; sons.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

Sori tumas.Bren bilong mi i brukim. Taim mi slip i kamap.

2; 3; 13.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 months ago

The dad must be an A-hole for acute angle to fit in.

EffEff
EffEff
5 months ago

Your geometry won’t work here…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 months ago

My dad fell for a pyramid scam……..

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 months ago

……and that’s how Sophia Huffman got into collage.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
5 months ago

Now that is a sine of dyslexia.

boris
boris
4 months ago

finish that last letter already . . . I have to get the catch-of-the-day started!

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