We lose more pee that way…

We lose more pee that way…

posted on 16 Apr 2020 in Signs, Toiletries

You can’t keep a good pee down…

Photo courtesy of Brian S.
Found at Japanese hotel bathroom.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Defection is when someone pisses off.

Algernon
Algernon
6 months ago

To pee or not to pee

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

They could have just labeled them #1 and #2.

Algernon
Algernon
6 months ago

So ia the urination defection a poo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Are those braille markings? Hope they clean that equipment regularly!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

So, I pressed the second button, and *POOF* – there I was in Russia!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

The label is defecative.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

I guess urination, when you are independent, free, and have your
own constitution.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Defection is for sportsmen and women who wish to stay in the west.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 months ago

Everyone urines to pee freely…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Unless you know what the different numbers of spots mean, it’s pretty much a crapshoot.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

@DnT 0539. If you pee on the spots, they may go away.

Chris
Chris
6 months ago

What whiz kid made this sign?

James
James
6 months ago

Urin-thewrong-nation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

This thing looks like it ought to have PLAY and EJECT buttons.
(I guess that’s what some guys will be doing in there, anyway)

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Crazy Nips. They have the Flush and Half flush buttons mixed up.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 months ago

There’s a screen in the middle. Is this an X-ray machine?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Open the poo bay doors, HAL.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Well Dave. If you think you’re good enough, put your ar$e where your mouth is.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Hehe. I think I may have wrecked the hole concept of AI.

markm
markm
6 months ago

Big Fat Cat: I hear the Japanese sit on the toilet backwards, so I think it’s a screen to watch a video or read something on the internet while “defecting”. I _hope_ it’s not also a control to adjust the flushing power or something – this is one place you really shouldn’t risk software bugs. (I’m remembering Heinlein’s _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_, and what Mycroft the computer did once to get the Warden to call in Manny the computer tech.) Droll: It looks like Braille on the buttons to me. A blind person might not get much from… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Defection… happens.

JJ HItt
JJ HItt
5 months ago

Spock! Reverse polarity!

EffEff
EffEff
5 months ago

Doctor! Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

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