Your geometry won’t work here…

Your geometry won’t work here…

posted on 28 Apr 2020 in Chinglish

…if you’re afraid of widths.

Photo courtesy of Sandra Tuer.
Chinese says “defecating behind the tank is prohibited”. 

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Algernon
Algernon
4 months ago

In a roundabout way

Algernon
Algernon
4 months ago

Well I guess they’ve got you over a barrel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

They seem to be confusing feces with facets.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Defecating when the tank is rolling towards you, however, is perfectly understandable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

We don’t want your length around here!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Sounds like constipation.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

When a Tank rolls over you, your bodily functions are probably beyond your control.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Euclidian mathematics is not approved by the Party,

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

Coprophobia is encouraged.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

I can understand the problem.
When you have a populations of around 1.4 billion, it would take only 0.005% of the people to produce a veritable mountain of excrement.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Maybe the prohibition is directed at any arsehole that can pump out a stump of equal dimensions to the cylinder.

EffEff
EffEff
4 months ago

Defecating around or inside the TARDIS?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 months ago

Epic oxymoron.
The signpost itself is a 3-dimensional object.

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