Your geometry won’t work here…

Your geometry won’t work here…

posted on 28 Apr 2020 in Chinglish

…if you’re afraid of widths.

Photo courtesy of Sandra Tuer.
Chinese says “defecating behind the tank is prohibited”. 

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In a roundabout way

Algernon
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Well I guess they’ve got you over a barrel

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They seem to be confusing feces with facets.

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Droll not Troll

Defecating when the tank is rolling towards you, however, is perfectly understandable.

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Droll not Troll

We don’t want your length around here!

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Droll not Troll

Sounds like constipation.

Marum
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When a Tank rolls over you, your bodily functions are probably beyond your control.

Marum
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Marum

Euclidian mathematics is not approved by the Party,

Marum
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Coprophobia is encouraged.

Marum
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Marum

I can understand the problem.
When you have a populations of around 1.4 billion, it would take only 0.005% of the people to produce a veritable mountain of excrement.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe the prohibition is directed at any arsehole that can pump out a stump of equal dimensions to the cylinder.

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EffEff

Defecating around or inside the TARDIS?

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Epic oxymoron.
The signpost itself is a 3-dimensional object.

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