Also try our sharp edges…

Also try our sharp edges…

posted on 22 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

You’re grounded. Not.

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Sign spotted in China. 

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algernon

Gives you a bit of a shock

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An offer too good to re-fuse.

algernon
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algernon

Such friendly power

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Droll not Troll

Depends on what part of your anatomy the electrodes are attached to.
(Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough)

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Droll not Troll

It’s just a phase they’re going through.

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Droll not Troll

When we suggested finding an outlet for your fantasies, we didn’t mean that kind of outlet!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

AC/DC has a new album coming out!

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Nice? Are you positive?

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Droll not Troll

If he is positive and she is negative, resistance is futile.

Marum
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Two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the road when one stumbles.

FIRST ATOM: “Are you all right?”
SECOND ATOM: ‘Yes.’

FIRST ATOM:”Are you sure?”
SECOND ATOM:’I’m positive.’

Chris
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@ Marum: Two tectonic plates walk into a bar. One stumbles and bumps into the other. He says, “Sorry-my fault.”

Eggrish
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Customer: So how much are you going to charge me?
Cashier: 300
Customer: 300 what?
Cashier: [lifts out battery cables behind desk]

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Droll not Troll

@Marum: If a Hydrogen atom was injured, how could we helium? 😛

Marum
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@DnT. You would start by having a Radon any infection present. Then keep treating him until the injuries Argon.

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@Eggrish: You reminded me of my favourite Born Loser cartoon strip.

Brutus Thornapple walks into hardware store.

Brutus: Do you have 2 watt bulbs?
Guy behind counter: For what?
B: No, two.
GBC: Two what?
B: Yes.
GBC: No.
Brutus storms out of shop.

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Said the hydrogen atom, “I’m positive. I just lost my only electron”

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