Also try our sharp edges…

Also try our sharp edges…

posted on 22 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

You’re grounded. Not.

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Sign spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Gives you a bit of a shock

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

An offer too good to re-fuse.

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Such friendly power

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Depends on what part of your anatomy the electrodes are attached to.
(Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

It’s just a phase they’re going through.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

When we suggested finding an outlet for your fantasies, we didn’t mean that kind of outlet!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

AC/DC has a new album coming out!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Nice? Are you positive?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

If he is positive and she is negative, resistance is futile.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the road when one stumbles.

FIRST ATOM: “Are you all right?”
SECOND ATOM: ‘Yes.’

FIRST ATOM:”Are you sure?”
SECOND ATOM:’I’m positive.’

Chris
Chris
3 months ago

@ Marum: Two tectonic plates walk into a bar. One stumbles and bumps into the other. He says, “Sorry-my fault.”

Bib
Bib
3 months ago

eye had a nis elekric shok

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 months ago

Customer: So how much are you going to charge me?
Cashier: 300
Customer: 300 what?
Cashier: [lifts out battery cables behind desk]

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@Marum: If a Hydrogen atom was injured, how could we helium? 😛

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

@DnT. You would start by having a Radon any infection present. Then keep treating him until the injuries Argon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@Eggrish: You reminded me of my favourite Born Loser cartoon strip.

Brutus Thornapple walks into hardware store.

Brutus: Do you have 2 watt bulbs?
Guy behind counter: For what?
B: No, two.
GBC: Two what?
B: Yes.
GBC: No.
Brutus storms out of shop.

EffEff
EffEff
3 months ago

Said the hydrogen atom, “I’m positive. I just lost my only electron”

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