Curse my contracted life!

Curse my contracted life!

posted on 7 May 2020 in Bags/Packaging

Please obey your watch…

Photo courtesy of Joe Pace.

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I contracted life many decades ago They tell me it’s a fatal affliction. And, no, it’s not simple.

algernon
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algernon

So the watch is contracted, soft, grinding and submissive.

algernon
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algernon

But does the watch tell the time

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I couldn’t stop laughing at “long service life”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The only Pure Steel I know of was a race horse. Maybe they used his buckle to keep everything stable.

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Droll not Troll

@FB: I think Gene Masseth wrote that line. 😉

EffEff
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EffEff

“Leather makes you submissive.” – S&M for Dummies

Marum
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Marum

BUT!!! I don’t own a watch,
And a I don’t want a buckled anything.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0404. Life is extremely dangerous. None of us get out of it alive.

If the worst that happens to you, is that your life gets buckled. You are miles in front.

Marum
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Marum

Actually, a leather strap on my lady’s bare bum, made her just the opposite of submissive. At least, when we got down to the fine grinding.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. If I had my druthers, I would opt for an extended life, not a contracted one.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

You must be a Time Master to make time submissive.

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Droll not Troll

#4 makes me think it’s a product for adult toy stores.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum 1545: An extended life would result in your “druthers” gradually hanging lower and lower. 😛

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Droll not Troll

Neat and submissive? Not on MY watch!

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Does that genuine leather strap come in 50 shades of grey?

Marum
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Marum

@algernon 0406. It probably won’t tell, if you don’t

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