Curse my contracted life!

Curse my contracted life!

posted on 7 May 2020 in Bags/Packaging

Please obey your watch…

Photo courtesy of Joe Pace.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

I contracted life many decades ago They tell me it’s a fatal affliction. And, no, it’s not simple.

algernon
algernon
5 months ago

So the watch is contracted, soft, grinding and submissive.

algernon
algernon
5 months ago

But does the watch tell the time

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 months ago

I couldn’t stop laughing at “long service life”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

The only Pure Steel I know of was a race horse. Maybe they used his buckle to keep everything stable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

@FB: I think Gene Masseth wrote that line. 😉

EffEff
EffEff
5 months ago

“Leather makes you submissive.” – S&M for Dummies

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

BUT!!! I don’t own a watch,
And a I don’t want a buckled anything.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

@DnT 0404. Life is extremely dangerous. None of us get out of it alive.

If the worst that happens to you, is that your life gets buckled. You are miles in front.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

Actually, a leather strap on my lady’s bare bum, made her just the opposite of submissive. At least, when we got down to the fine grinding.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

BTW. If I had my druthers, I would opt for an extended life, not a contracted one.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 months ago

You must be a Time Master to make time submissive.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

#4 makes me think it’s a product for adult toy stores.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

@Marum 1545: An extended life would result in your “druthers” gradually hanging lower and lower. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Neat and submissive? Not on MY watch!

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 months ago

Does that genuine leather strap come in 50 shades of grey?

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

@algernon 0406. It probably won’t tell, if you don’t

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