Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia

Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia

posted on 27 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit.
From a hotel in Saudi Arabia. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I like Tune with cheese. It has a gouda melody.

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Droll not Troll

After one day. Made with slices of mañana.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Foul metal sTINks!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Nobody was ordering Accuracy of Cattle meat. It’s a bull’s eye.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A period of cream? I’d like to meet her!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I told the waitress I’d like To feel it. She hit me with a chair!

Conventi
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Conventi

A regular Erika is better than an irregular Erika.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Green Dish is just a cheap knock off of all the great punk dishes that were before it.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I sent a Thank You Hummus once. After that they stopped talking to me.

algernon
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algernon

Hours of fun here. Anything with camel

algernon
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algernon

Beans you say, could be the fact scene from Blazing Saddles

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, of course she is suspicious of cheese! There may be hidden Kurds.

Classic Steve
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Classic Steve

My property? Not anymore!

Classic Steve
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Classic Steve

“Not a problem” looks like the safest choice.

Classic Steve
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Classic Steve

Boycott? You’ve said it.

Classic Steve
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Classic Steve

Liver liver, oh no, me gotta go….

Leif
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Leif

You had me at “Chicken Dump Truck”.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Be sure to order a side of Uriah with the Heep Sheep.

Chris
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Chris

Liver liver with cheese-do you get spam with that?

The Dude
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The Dude

Metal Suspicion is one of my favorite thrash metal groups!

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

If I order Popular Problem with a side of Not a Problem, do they cancel each other out?

EffEff
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EffEff

IF you want items that cancel each other out, try pasta and antipasto.

Marum
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Marum

I felafel after eating this food,

Marum
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Marum

Served with pesta lence.

Marum
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Marum

There we were, the Tuna and I, having a pee together, and along came a heep of sheep. Who said.”So. Not a problem. We had a Normal doubt as to whether a Boycott Peas white.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

My Luxury Sofa wasn’t fresh. I found some change and a pen in the back of it!

Marum
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Marum

Menu devised by Lawrence of a rabies.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@WildaBeast: Make sure you get a bowl; you may end up with a solution.

McBee
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McBee

I think the chef and his family were taken hostage in ’76 and he’s been trying to communicate with the outside since then…

M.U.
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M.U.

This is damn impressive. On the entire menu, only two items look right or almost right, “white beans” and “eggs fried”. Of course, given the accuracy of the rest of it, they’re probably really steamed goat hearts or something.

DrLex
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DrLex

I’m having some normal doubt about this menu…

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