Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia

Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia

posted on 27 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit.
From a hotel in Saudi Arabia. 

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Grahame
Grahame
3 months ago

An absolute masterpiece! Probably the most comprehensive word salad available anywhere……

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

I like Tune with cheese. It has a gouda melody.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

After one day. Made with slices of mañana.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Foul metal sTINks!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Nobody was ordering Accuracy of Cattle meat. It’s a bull’s eye.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

A period of cream? I’d like to meet her!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

I told the waitress I’d like To feel it. She hit me with a chair!

Conventi
Conventi
3 months ago

A regular Erika is better than an irregular Erika.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

Green Dish is just a cheap knock off of all the great punk dishes that were before it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

I sent a Thank You Hummus once. After that they stopped talking to me.

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Hours of fun here. Anything with camel

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Beans you say, could be the fact scene from Blazing Saddles

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Well, of course she is suspicious of cheese! There may be hidden Kurds.

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
3 months ago

My property? Not anymore!

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
3 months ago

“Not a problem” looks like the safest choice.

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
3 months ago

Boycott? You’ve said it.

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
3 months ago

Liver liver, oh no, me gotta go….

Leif
Leif
3 months ago

You had me at “Chicken Dump Truck”.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

Be sure to order a side of Uriah with the Heep Sheep.

Chris
Chris
3 months ago

Liver liver with cheese-do you get spam with that?

The Dude
The Dude
3 months ago

Metal Suspicion is one of my favorite thrash metal groups!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
3 months ago

If I order Popular Problem with a side of Not a Problem, do they cancel each other out?

EffEff
EffEff
3 months ago

IF you want items that cancel each other out, try pasta and antipasto.

Guest
Guest
3 months ago

Oh yes. “Popular problem”, my favorite dish!

Fire
Fire
3 months ago

Pleeeeeease put this on a mug!

Kiefer
Kiefer
3 months ago

Tuna beans. White beans. No, seriously, BEANS, gentlemen! Geez.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

I felafel after eating this food,

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Served with pesta lence.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

There we were, the Tuna and I, having a pee together, and along came a heep of sheep. Who said.”So. Not a problem. We had a Normal doubt as to whether a Boycott Peas white.”

damian
damian
3 months ago

If you order a ful problem you’ve only got yourself to blame

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

My Luxury Sofa wasn’t fresh. I found some change and a pen in the back of it!

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Menu devised by Lawrence of a rabies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@WildaBeast: Make sure you get a bowl; you may end up with a solution.

Gorcq
Gorcq
3 months ago

This has to be a joke, right? I’ve seen menus with weird translations before, but, in this case, literally all of the translations are weird. There’s just no way this happens organically.

McBee
McBee
3 months ago

I think the chef and his family were taken hostage in ’76 and he’s been trying to communicate with the outside since then…

tomcat
tomcat
3 months ago

Chicken dump truck? Not a problem. On top of a luxury sofa, if I may ask. Thank you, hummus.

Douglas Kell
Douglas Kell
3 months ago

I’ll have what Erika’s having

M.U.
M.U.
3 months ago

This is damn impressive. On the entire menu, only two items look right or almost right, “white beans” and “eggs fried”. Of course, given the accuracy of the rest of it, they’re probably really steamed goat hearts or something.

DrLex
DrLex
3 months ago

I’m having some normal doubt about this menu…

mason
mason
3 months ago

she is suspicious of peas
thank you, hummus

HardTaco
HardTaco
3 months ago

This is all the Engrish in one place. No need to look at the rest of the site.

Mejor Traductor
Mejor Traductor
2 months ago

I would like My Property with a Luxury Sofa To Feel It, if it’s Not A Problem.

Thank You, Hummus.

Laura
Laura
1 month ago

‘Beans, gentlemen’ The comma makes it.

Euhan
Euhan
1 month ago

After the foul white jar you can get a popular problem. Dr Frank N Furter, is that you?

Dave Big
Dave Big
1 month ago

I’m not sure I could eat a whole luxury sofa. Do you have a luxury armchair?

Marco
Marco
26 days ago

“What will you have sir?”
“Not a problem, She is suspicious of cheese”

Last edited 26 days ago by Marco
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