I feel smarter already!

I feel smarter already!

posted on 29 May 2020 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Z.O.O.
Underwear made in China. 

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Marum
Marum
5 months ago

I’n clever. Do you want to see what I can do with my lips and my fingers?

algernon
algernon
5 months ago

Ah the second brain

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

For clever and ever, a MEN.

algernon
algernon
5 months ago

Is there anything underwear cannot do

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

I’ve seen videos of women taking underwear out of there, but I wouldn’t exactly call it being born.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Buy some for the smartarse in your life.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

@Marum: I can play a flute, too. 😛

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

My lovely little Mestizo lady could too. She used to practise on me nightly.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

@DnT above

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

Once upon a time, there was a very clever man. He proposed to a girl who said no. So he didn’t try to persuade her. He left town, started a business, and worked hard, and made lots of money. He bought himself great cars, a boat, and travelled all over the world, and enjoyed lots of beautiful, exotic, women from lots of different countries. One day he was passing through the town where his old girlfriend still lived with her hubby, a local farm worker. She was unkempt, and ugly, with five kids and weighed close to 150Kg, and her… Read more »

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
5 months ago

Illustrating the difference between clever and well-educated.

Marum
Marum
5 months ago

@Classic Steve. OK> Once upon a time, there was a very well educated young man, who decided to become a scientist, and dedicate his life to research He never did “popular ” research” and never told politicians what they wanted to hear. So all his life he was battling for funding for his research. Of his many discoveries, he was never CLEVER enough to make money. Someone else usually bought the rights off him, and made the money. What little money he made from the sale of his various discoveries, he used to fund furthur research, because he could seldom… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just being a clever dick?

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 months ago

Fruit of the Groom

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