Schlong or short

Schlong or short

posted on 8 May 2020 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Scott Neader.
Found at flea market in Portugal. 

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Made in Thailand.

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Sold in a pack of 4.
Skins.

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Droll not Troll

Black, white or purple. No colour prejudice there!

Algernon
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Algernon

A change in circumstances perhaps.

Algernon
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Algernon

Ribbed for satisfaction?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Could be worse. They could have been found at a crab market.

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Droll not Troll

They’re multi-prepuce!

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Official footwear of Resetera gaming forums.

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Droll not Troll

Wait – “LADY’S”…. If she has more than one, they must be strap-ons.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

…..but she was too chicken to even try it.

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Droll not Troll

And they’re longer than a foot!

James
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James

Do they also sell Men’s Boobs?

Marum
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Marum

“C’mon John. A little penis is not something to get so upset over.”

‘I don’t know Narelle. I think I’d prefer it, if you didn’t have one at all.’

Marum
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Marum

They’re a bit large to be Clitoris.
(Anatomically it is much like a penis, so I am told))

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0545. I’ll bet one of those would have woken Sleeping Beauty.

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Droll not Troll

They go over the balls.
Of the feet.

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Droll not Troll

I thought women liked them to go further up than that.

Pete
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Pete

Well bless your SOLE, I wasn’t expecting you were gonna have any of THOSE on hand….

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Is she a member of the Royal Family?

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 1014. They also have high and low pressure cocks, in the plumbing sales.

Marum
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Marum

There was a lass who had an “H” and an “S” tattooed each side of her Vay-jay. So when her boyfriend looked at it it spelt “HIS”.

However, after many years of married life, it ended up spelling “HOS”.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum 1618: The low pressure ones are just getting old. 😉

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@Marum 1835: Did she also have “W” on each bum cheek?

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 2227. No coz W * W doesn’t spell anything,

Pete
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Pete

@DnT 10:27,

Only if one or both of them is Greek.
(Or Middle Eastern)

James
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@DnT No just a W on the right bum cheek.

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@James 4:28 pm: 😀

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