The lifeless thing, it’s an act.

The lifeless thing, it’s an act.

posted on 15 May 2020 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Larry Herzberg.
Sign spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Sorry I’m flat out.

algernon
algernon
4 months ago

Sorry I’m flat out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Green lives matter!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

You may not be lifeless, but you will always be a vegetable.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 months ago

Must have a lot of possum there.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 months ago

Boy was that necrophiliac surprised.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Granny Weatherwax learned grammar!

James
James
4 months ago

Heart made of wood, not of stone.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

It’s yalong the coast from Hyang.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

You may well not be dead. However you haven’t moved once, in over an hour of lovemaking.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

The Parasite Forest Park, is full of Leeches and Ticks.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

EDIT: I probably should have said Sanya not Hyang.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 months ago

and I thought Ye Long Bayonet is next to the Dead Sea.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

She: “You’ll have to make love very gently to me, I have acute angina.”

He: ‘That’s nice to know, because you have awfully ugly tits.’

EffEff
EffEff
4 months ago

Said the zombie to the golem…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Take my gland, I’m hydrangea in Paradise.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

That’s what happens when you get, Bonsai and Banzai, mixed up.

Marum
Marum
4 months ago

That is what happened at Milne Bay. The Australian OIC thought he would play the Japs at their own game. So he told his troops to yell, “BANZAIII!” when they charged.

However the Aussies having no knowledge of Japanese, screamed, “BONSAIIII!!!” at the top of their voices.

The Japanese soldiers immediately cast their rifles aside, and started making pot-plants.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

Here goes nothin’. Just testing how to post in the new layout.
I see voting is back. All we need now is some new Engrish.
I wonder if they will fit REPLY options.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

@algernon: Oh, you’re THAT Algernon. I did wonder. How did you get an avatar pic in there?

DrLex
DrLex
4 months ago

Ugh, the disease of infinite scrolling has also taken over this site. It’s like going back to cassettes after having used CD and MP3 players. Or back to scrolls after having invented books.

Seems like the avatars come through Gravatar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 months ago

@DrLex: Oh, Gravatar! Thanks, I had forgotten about that. Already found the pic I want, saved me trying to make it.

boris
boris
3 months ago

I’m not sure how soothing I can make the defibrillator Doctor.

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