The lifeless thing, it’s an act.

The lifeless thing, it’s an act.

posted on 15 May 2020 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Larry Herzberg.
Sign spotted in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Sorry I’m flat out.

algernon
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algernon

Sorry I’m flat out

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Green lives matter!

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Droll not Troll

You may not be lifeless, but you will always be a vegetable.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Must have a lot of possum there.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Boy was that necrophiliac surprised.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Granny Weatherwax learned grammar!

James
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James

Heart made of wood, not of stone.

Marum
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Marum

It’s yalong the coast from Hyang.

Marum
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Marum

You may well not be dead. However you haven’t moved once, in over an hour of lovemaking.

Marum
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Marum

The Parasite Forest Park, is full of Leeches and Ticks.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: I probably should have said Sanya not Hyang.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and I thought Ye Long Bayonet is next to the Dead Sea.

Marum
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Marum

She: “You’ll have to make love very gently to me, I have acute angina.”

He: ‘That’s nice to know, because you have awfully ugly tits.’

EffEff
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EffEff

Said the zombie to the golem…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Take my gland, I’m hydrangea in Paradise.

Marum
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Marum

That’s what happens when you get, Bonsai and Banzai, mixed up.

Marum
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Marum

That is what happened at Milne Bay. The Australian OIC thought he would play the Japs at their own game. So he told his troops to yell, “BANZAIII!” when they charged.

However the Aussies having no knowledge of Japanese, screamed, “BONSAIIII!!!” at the top of their voices.

The Japanese soldiers immediately cast their rifles aside, and started making pot-plants.

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Droll not Troll

Here goes nothin’. Just testing how to post in the new layout.
I see voting is back. All we need now is some new Engrish.
I wonder if they will fit REPLY options.

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Droll not Troll

@algernon: Oh, you’re THAT Algernon. I did wonder. How did you get an avatar pic in there?

DrLex
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Ugh, the disease of infinite scrolling has also taken over this site. It’s like going back to cassettes after having used CD and MP3 players. Or back to scrolls after having invented books.

Seems like the avatars come through Gravatar.

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@DrLex: Oh, Gravatar! Thanks, I had forgotten about that. Already found the pic I want, saved me trying to make it.

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