Photo courtesy of Larry Herzberg.
Sign spotted in China.
Sorry I’m flat out.
Sorry I’m flat out
Green lives matter!
You may not be lifeless, but you will always be a vegetable.
Must have a lot of possum there.
Boy was that necrophiliac surprised.
Granny Weatherwax learned grammar!
Heart made of wood, not of stone.
It’s yalong the coast from Hyang.
You may well not be dead. However you haven’t moved once, in over an hour of lovemaking.
The Parasite Forest Park, is full of Leeches and Ticks.
EDIT: I probably should have said Sanya not Hyang.
and I thought Ye Long Bayonet is next to the Dead Sea.
She: “You’ll have to make love very gently to me, I have acute angina.”
He: ‘That’s nice to know, because you have awfully ugly tits.’
Said the zombie to the golem…
Take my gland, I’m hydrangea in Paradise.
That’s what happens when you get, Bonsai and Banzai, mixed up.
That is what happened at Milne Bay. The Australian OIC thought he would play the Japs at their own game. So he told his troops to yell, “BANZAIII!” when they charged.
However the Aussies having no knowledge of Japanese, screamed, “BONSAIIII!!!” at the top of their voices.
The Japanese soldiers immediately cast their rifles aside, and started making pot-plants.
Here goes nothin’. Just testing how to post in the new layout.
I see voting is back. All we need now is some new Engrish.
I wonder if they will fit REPLY options.
@algernon: Oh, you’re THAT Algernon. I did wonder. How did you get an avatar pic in there?
Ugh, the disease of infinite scrolling has also taken over this site. It’s like going back to cassettes after having used CD and MP3 players. Or back to scrolls after having invented books.
Seems like the avatars come through Gravatar.
@DrLex: Oh, Gravatar! Thanks, I had forgotten about that. Already found the pic I want, saved me trying to make it.