The power of Chrysler compels you

The power of Chrysler compels you

posted on 20 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries

In nomine Prius, et Fiat, et spiritus Subaru.

Photo courtesy of Glen R. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

My Prius has so many weird parts squeezed in under the hood, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them could cure homosexuality.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

No-one expects the Subaru Imprezition!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

There is probably a sharp edge in there somewhere that could turn a guy Jewish.

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

well bless me father

algernon
algernon
6 months ago

Not much use for Westboro Baptists.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

So why does a Subaru exhaust go Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 months ago

He put a protestant converter on it and got ten more horsepower and five percent less molestation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@FB: Probably saved some Mass, too. 😛

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
6 months ago

One downside: You have to take it to 14 stations.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Yup. Converts them to Lutherans, with 40% less carbon emissions, and nitrous oxides.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

“Tis more user friendly than the Catastrophic Converter they used to fit to Falcon Utes.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Mia culpa,
Mia culpa,
Mia maxima culpa.

UCity
UCity
6 months ago

Thy Kenworth come, thy WIllys be done.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

@Classic Steve. My favourite station of the Cross, was Darlinghurst.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Proselytizing is caused by the Palladium catalyst.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

These are made by plat ‘n ‘um.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@Marum: I thought it was road-i-um. 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 months ago

Save more gases if the passengers are Irish.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

@DnT Correct They pa layed i um to the factory, where they rode i um down the conveyor to the assembly line, from whence they plat i num into the vehicle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@BFC: With all that Guinness, the Irish are no strangers to gases!

Kurt
Kurt
5 months ago

The Jesuits secret weapon n converting Japan?

Kurt
Kurt
5 months ago

The Jesuits’ secret weapon in converting Japan?

boris
boris
5 months ago

I have to see how this is installed in the Pope-mobile.

David
David
4 months ago

Designed for Emmanuel transmission

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