I was conceived in a head-on collision.

I was conceived in a head-on collision.

posted on 15 Jun 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.

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algernon
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algernon

But can you catch it off a toilet seat

algernon
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algernon

Planning is needed

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Droll not Troll

Well, if you put your Ford Probe into a Laputa…..

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Droll not Troll

Drivel carefully, or you may cause Engrish.

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Droll not Troll

OTOH, if your parents were into camping, your conception may have been intent.

Frank Burns
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…..and authorities said alcohol may have been involved.

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@FB: It’s a major Coors.

Classic Steve
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If you come to a sign that says “Stop 4-Way,” tell the people in back.

DrLex
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Keep moving or you might get rear-ended.

Marum
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How do you get a car into a bed? Coz, that is where most people are caused by accident.

Marum
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The average car nowadays does not have a bench front seat. Bucket seats make it much more difficult to cause someone by accident in a car.

Marum
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Marum

Most such accidents, whether people or vehicles, are caused when you are pulling out.

Marum
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For the Indians, the big karma is the main cause.

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@DrLex: That’s what HE said! 😛

Eggrish
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Good thing to know the next time I drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile into a tunnel.

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