I was conceived in a head-on collision.

I was conceived in a head-on collision.

posted on 15 Jun 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.

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algernon
algernon
3 months ago

But can you catch it off a toilet seat

algernon
algernon
3 months ago

Planning is needed

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Well, if you put your Ford Probe into a Laputa…..

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Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Drivel carefully, or you may cause Engrish.

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Droll not Troll
3 months ago

OTOH, if your parents were into camping, your conception may have been intent.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 months ago

…..and authorities said alcohol may have been involved.

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Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@FB: It’s a major Coors.

Classic Steve
3 months ago

If you come to a sign that says “Stop 4-Way,” tell the people in back.

DrLex
DrLex
3 months ago

Keep moving or you might get rear-ended.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

How do you get a car into a bed? Coz, that is where most people are caused by accident.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

The average car nowadays does not have a bench front seat. Bucket seats make it much more difficult to cause someone by accident in a car.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

Most such accidents, whether people or vehicles, are caused when you are pulling out.

Marum
Marum
3 months ago

For the Indians, the big karma is the main cause.

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Droll not Troll
3 months ago

@DrLex: That’s what HE said! 😛

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 months ago

Good thing to know the next time I drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile into a tunnel.

Dave
Dave
3 months ago

This slogan was deliberate- reminding people about overpopulation AND traffic accidents.There are more people in India who speak English than there are people in the united states

Robert
1 month ago

I bet that was no accident. It’s too good a joke, like, “PLAN AHEA”.

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